I'm about to turn the light off in my room when my cousin opens the door and it slams into my big toe. Now the nail is all busted and bleeding a lil'. Hopefully I don't drop anything on it at work tomorrow.
it's funny how we can get 3 people we haven't known that long or know them very well to go ALL THE WAY to Florida (one of the people living in Texas so they had to fly there and we picked them up at the airport) for a WEEK vacation (18 hour drive) with zero issues other than the reservation company fucking up, but our close friends that we hang out with and talk to pretty often can't even fucking commit to a 3 day trip to Mackinac (4 hour drive). ~X(
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He might wanna pash
He might shatter your jaw
Hi ho
Hi ho
It's off to work you go
Or you don't get
No fellat-io
<:-P