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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    it's called a dobsonfly. they are everywhere here. fucking scared.
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    i dont think i saw it. heres another pic
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    Yup. That's what tried to eat my friend last night. Fuck that shit man
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  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    'tried to eat' your friend? lol
  • TiradesOfTruthTiradesOfTruth Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I am also going to Warped alone but also will have people to meet up with lol
    I was able to catch a ride with one of my friends. At least we like a lot of the same bands on the bill so we'll be around each other for most of the day
    I was gonna go with a group but a couple bailed and so I figured hey I will go by myself but I just found out some different friends will be there. But I have a feeling we will be checking out alot of different bands during the day lol
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    'tried to eat' your friend? lol
    That's what he said lol. I think it might have tried to bite him or was dive-bombing his head, idk
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  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    'tried to eat' your friend? lol
    That's what he said lol. I think it might have tried to bite him or was dive-bombing his head, idk
    they were chasing me, and landing on me. i almost fucking died
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    edited July 2012
    i dont think i saw it. heres another pic
    image
    Yup. That's what tried to eat my friend last night. Fuck that shit man
    Dobsonfly huh? That's pretty scary O_O I'm with Erik. Kill it with fire.

    Also, pulled this off Wikipedia. FUCKING NASTY.

    Though both male and female dobsonflies have sharp mandibles, those of an adult male dobsonfly are actually so big – up to 1 inch (25 mm) – that they are unable to harm humans, as they have such poor leverage that they are incapable of breaking the skin. Their mandibles are used exclusively during mating, where males show them off and grasp the females during copulation[citation needed]. Female dobsonflies, however, retain the short, powerful pincers they had as larvae, so they can inflict painful bites, which can draw blood[citation needed]. Notwithstanding the males' inability to inflict harm, when threatened both sexes will raise their heads and spread their jaws menacingly. They are not venomous, but possess an irritating, foul-smelling anal spray as a last-ditch defense.

  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    'tried to eat' your friend? lol
    That's what he said lol. I think it might have tried to bite him or was dive-bombing his head, idk
    they were chasing me, and landing on me. i almost fucking died
    I would have too...those things are batshit scary. Why do they exsist? Seriously
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    I am also going to Warped alone but also will have people to meet up with lol
    I was able to catch a ride with one of my friends. At least we like a lot of the same bands on the bill so we'll be around each other for most of the day
    I was gonna go with a group but a couple bailed and so I figured hey I will go by myself but I just found out some different friends will be there. But I have a feeling we will be checking out alot of different bands during the day lol
    Be sure to catch Anti-Flag and Rise Against
  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    'tried to eat' your friend? lol
    That's what he said lol. I think it might have tried to bite him or was dive-bombing his head, idk
    they were chasing me, and landing on me. i almost fucking died
    I would have too...those things are batshit scary. Why do they exsist? Seriously
    idk but they are swarming at the gas station across the street
  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I am also going to Warped alone but also will have people to meet up with lol
    I was able to catch a ride with one of my friends. At least we like a lot of the same bands on the bill so we'll be around each other for most of the day
    I was gonna go with a group but a couple bailed and so I figured hey I will go by myself but I just found out some different friends will be there. But I have a feeling we will be checking out alot of different bands during the day lol
    I waited until 4 days before to ask my friend if he was going. Decided he wasn't today. I was fine with going by myself, I just really didn't want to waste gas by driving only myself (hope I worded that right)
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Man, I'm surprised I don't have a bunch of fucked up insects by me. Just a couple blocks down is basically all forest and trees, which leads to a lot of coyotes and deer, but no crazy insects from what I've seen.
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    umm erik inner cities spray insectisidez to control bug populationz


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  • TiradesOfTruthTiradesOfTruth Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I am also going to Warped alone but also will have people to meet up with lol
    I was able to catch a ride with one of my friends. At least we like a lot of the same bands on the bill so we'll be around each other for most of the day
    I was gonna go with a group but a couple bailed and so I figured hey I will go by myself but I just found out some different friends will be there. But I have a feeling we will be checking out alot of different bands during the day lol
    Be sure to catch Anti-Flag and Rise Against
    I'm gonna definitely catch both. Also really wanna check out The Ghost Inside, After The Burial, ETID, Four Year Strong, and Title Fight.
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    It looks like Shockwave may be getting canceled all together... GAY.
    I love winning with women
  • TiradesOfTruthTiradesOfTruth Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I saw that. Its a shame because the line up was pretty awesome.
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    That's so fucking lame. Big fucking club band lineup and it just falls the fuck apart. Major boner killer.

    http://nefariousrealm.com/homenew/?p=7144
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  • TigerTiger Posts: 2,116 balls deep
    What fkn planet do some of you live on??

    Never seen insects like that.. :-S
    The day you need a gun and don't have one, may be your last.

  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,920 spicy boy
    finally put my slipknot albums on my itunes after about 2 years and i couldn't find self titled
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