i posted this on facebook but im gonna post it here too in case i don't have some of you on facebook
my legal loopholes:
1. Stalk a stalker - it's ok to do this because it's not like they can call the cops. that'd be pretty much ratting themselves out.
2. It's impossible to break laws you've never heard of. plead ignorance.....im pretty sure that's in the constitution.
3. Rape - as long as there are no witnesses it's your word against theirs. case will be thrown out.
4. If you decide to drink while driving bring a garbage back with you and throw the empty bottles in the bag so if you get pulled over you tell the officer that you were bringing your recycling to the dump. nobody will get upset with you for trying to save the planet.
5. If you plan on driving with drugs in your car bring a dog with you. If you are about to get pulled over stash your drugs in the dog's butt. this way if the officer decides to bring in a drug sniffing dog it will start smelling your dog's butt and thus tricking the officer into thinking the drug dog is just acting normal and he will let you go.
6. If you plan on impersonating a cop for whatever reason, do it on halloween. this way you just tell the police that you decided to dress up as a cop for halloween. this is perfectly legal.
7. If you are cybersexing with a minor and or chatting in an instant messenger/chatroom and are trying to convince them to meet with you for sex at the very end of the conversation tell them that you lied about your age and you are actually 14. this way if you had been talking with an undercover cop you will have avoided any suspicion and no investigation will take place.
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
"you can't donate if you have had sex with a gay man." They're being discriminatory fucks.
Yeah, I've never understood their position on that. Is it that they really dont test the blood they receive, so they discriminate to based on risk factors? If so, why arent they testing the blood for STD's and bad stuff. If they do test it, then that's pretty fucking stupid.
Dont know if its old news but they made the Green Lantern gay now,
One of DC Comics oldest heroes is super-coming out. The original Green Lantern - a DC Comics mainstay for the past 70 years - will be revealed to be a gay man in next week's issue of "Earth 2." Alan Scott - formerly a married father of two who first appeared in 1940 - tips readers off to his sexuality early on in the comic when he gives his boyfriend a welcome home kiss. "He's very much the character he was. He's still the pinnacle of bravery and idealism. He's also gay," "Earth 2" writer James Robinson told The Post. The Emerald Guardian's sexuality was rebooted along with the rest of his fictional universe as part of DC's "New 52" initiative aimed at rejuvenating their characters. Robinson said he decided to make the change because making the character young again meant erasing Scott's gay superhero son out of existence. "The only downside of his being young was we lose his son, Obsidian, who's gay. So I thought, 'Why not make Alan Scott gay?'" Robinson recalled. "That was the seed that started it." He ran his idea by the bosses at DC, "who signed off on it without hesitation."
Comments
my legal loopholes:
1. Stalk a stalker - it's ok to do this because it's not like they can call the cops. that'd be pretty much ratting themselves out.
2. It's impossible to break laws you've never heard of. plead ignorance.....im pretty sure that's in the constitution.
3. Rape - as long as there are no witnesses it's your word against theirs. case will be thrown out.
4. If you decide to drink while driving bring a garbage back with you and throw the empty bottles in the bag so if you get pulled over you tell the officer that you were bringing your recycling to the dump. nobody will get upset with you for trying to save the planet.
5. If you plan on driving with drugs in your car bring a dog with you. If you are about to get pulled over stash your drugs in the dog's butt. this way if the officer decides to bring in a drug sniffing dog it will start smelling your dog's butt and thus tricking the officer into thinking the drug dog is just acting normal and he will let you go.
6. If you plan on impersonating a cop for whatever reason, do it on halloween. this way you just tell the police that you decided to dress up as a cop for halloween. this is perfectly legal.
7. If you are cybersexing with a minor and or chatting in an instant messenger/chatroom and are trying to convince them to meet with you for sex at the very end of the conversation tell them that you lied about your age and you are actually 14. this way if you had been talking with an undercover cop you will have avoided any suspicion and no investigation will take place.
[-(
blue turbins
From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
[-(
blue turbins
From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
6/19 – Reno, Nev. – Knitting Factory *
6/22 – Lewiston, Idaho – Fair Pavilion*
7/10 Calgary, Alberta – Calgary Exhibition & Stampede*
7/12 – Buffalo, N.Y. – Thursday At The Harbor*
7/13 – N. Lawrence, Ohio – Rock The Resort – Clay’s Park*
7/14 – Oshkosh, Wis. – ROCK USA Festival
9/1 – Hershey, Pa. – Hersheypark Stadium
9/2 – Atlantic City, N.J – House of Blues*
9/3 – Gilford, N.H. – Rise Above Fest
9/20 – Boston, Mass. – House of Blues^
9/21 – Sayreville, N.J. – Starland Ballroom^
9/22 – Baltimore, Md. – Pier Six Concert Pavilion ^
9/23 – Norfolk, Va. – The NorVa^
9/25 – St. Petersburg, Fla. – Jannus Live^
9/27 – Atlanta, Ga. – Tabernacle^
9/28 – Sauget, Ill. – Pop’s^
9/29 – Oklahoma City, Okla. – Diamond Ballroom ^
10/1 – Tempe, Ariz. – The Marquee^
10/8 – Blackfoot, Idaho – Club Centenario^
10/11 – Billings, Mont. – Shrine Auditorium ^
10/12 – Casper, Wyo. – Casper Event Center Arena^
10/16 – Minneapolis, Minn. – The Brick^
10/19 – Grand Rapids, Mich. – The Orbit Room ^
10/20 – Detroit, Mich. – The Fillmore Detroit^
More Triple Threat Tour Dates To Be Announced In the Following Cities:
Kansas City, Mo.
Chicago, Ill.
Dayton, Ohio
Clifton Park. N.Y.
Pomona, Calif.
Modesto, Calif.
Seattle, Wash.
Spokane, Wash.
Magna, Utah
Denver, Colo.
Indianapolis, Ind.
* Headline Show
^ Triple Threat Tour featuring Sick Puppies & Kyng
One of DC Comics oldest heroes is super-coming out.
The original Green Lantern - a DC Comics mainstay for the past 70 years - will be revealed to be a gay man in next week's issue of "Earth 2."
Alan Scott - formerly a married father of two who first appeared in 1940 - tips readers off to his sexuality early on in the comic when he gives his boyfriend a welcome home kiss.
"He's very much the character he was. He's still the pinnacle of bravery and idealism. He's also gay," "Earth 2" writer James Robinson told The Post.
The Emerald Guardian's sexuality was rebooted along with the rest of his fictional universe as part of DC's "New 52" initiative aimed at rejuvenating their characters.
Robinson said he decided to make the change because making the character young again meant erasing Scott's gay superhero son out of existence.
"The only downside of his being young was we lose his son, Obsidian, who's gay. So I thought, 'Why not make Alan Scott gay?'" Robinson recalled. "That was the seed that started it."
He ran his idea by the bosses at DC, "who signed off on it without hesitation."
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/06/01/dc-comics-green-lantern-is-now-gay/#ixzz1xXG34sTa