dad walks in the house and says i know where you can get a job, at this can redemption center <_>. he then says it'll get me out of the house and give me some money to have. It also only pays 6 dollars an hour...
I never laughed at something so wrong so hard in my life. But it was the way the kid told me and the fact that he was laughing the entire time he told it.
"So this girl at my school was a freshman right? Well she tried to be cool so she went to a party and got drunk...so drunk she..she ended up wandering out of the house. She ends up, lying down, in the middle of the street and passes out....car comes. hits her...........fucking paralyzed."
I never laughed at something so wrong so hard in my life. But it was the way the kid told me and the fact that he was laughing the entire time he told it.
"So this girl at my school was a freshman right? Well she tried to be cool so she went to a party and got drunk...so drunk she..she ended up wandering out of the house. She ends up, lying down, in the middle of the street and passes out....car comes. hits her...........fucking paralyzed."
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I never laughed at something so wrong so hard in my life. But it was the way the kid told me and the fact that he was laughing the entire time he told it.
"So this girl at my school was a freshman right? Well she tried to be cool so she went to a party and got drunk...so drunk she..she ended up wandering out of the house. She ends up, lying down, in the middle of the street and passes out....car comes. hits her...........fucking paralyzed."
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everytime I hear it I want to punt a baby
Just doing nothing, nevermind me.
nigga i already have 2 jobs
A pussy is that nice warm thing you cuddle up to at night, a cunt is what it
is attached to.
"So this girl at my school was a freshman right? Well she tried to be cool so she went to a party and got drunk...so drunk she..she ended up wandering out of the house. She ends up, lying down, in the middle of the street and passes out....car comes. hits her...........fucking paralyzed."
some fucked up black dude could've run out of the woods and chewed her face off :-??