My sister just ran into our room, yelled "My face is constipated!" and ran out. I don't think she knows what that means. Almost as funny when she asked me if wiener meant prostitute and if was illegal to buy wieners. ) )
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I know. That was my response. Moments like that make me happy to be an older sister. Hahah. )
Stupid broad at Gambino pulled that shit with me. Was on the rail next to me, and as soon as the show started, she started pushing me as hard as she could and elbowing me in the ribs, so I finally pushed her as hard as I could, fat fuck almost fell down, and then she got in my face, screaming "Don't lay a fucking hand on me or push me wah wah wah.", and I was like "I been sitting outside for 5 hours you dumbass bitch, I'm not fucking moving, and you been pushing me for five minutes, you can suck my dick.", so she backed off for a bit, started up again after a few songs, I immediately pushed her as hard as I could again, once again, basically fell down, and then I gave her the death stare and said "Push me one more fucking time.", and she looked scared and her friends all told her to chill out lol, plus the bad bitch next to me was ready to go, she was like "What's that fatass's problem? I'll beat the shit out of her right now!". Shit was funny lol. Fuck that white knight simp bitchmade bullshit, I don't give a fuck that she's a bitch, you gonna start that shit with me and not know when to stop, I'll do it right back, even harder. If you're tough enough to start hitting and elbowing a dude as hard as you can, be tough enough to take it back.
Randomly got this message from Blake that was in Stolen Throne with me. Fucking weird.
"my computer crashed and i lost everything i worked on, but i got cash now from a good job so i got a new computer and i got all new programs on the way. point being, i thought it would be a shame to waste the shit i spent soo much time on. so if you got any instrumentals i sent you and you still like them feel free to use them for anything you want."
Stupid broad at Gambino pulled that shit with me. Was on the rail next to me, and as soon as the show started, she started pushing me as hard as she could and elbowing me in the ribs, so I finally pushed her as hard as I could, fat fuck almost fell down, and then she got in my face, screaming "Don't lay a fucking hand on me or push me wah wah wah.", and I was like "I been sitting outside for 5 hours you dumbass bitch, I'm not fucking moving, and you been pushing me for five minutes, you can suck my dick.", so she backed off for a bit, started up again after a few songs, I immediately pushed her as hard as I could again, once again, basically fell down, and then I gave her the death stare and said "Push me one more fucking time.", and she looked scared and her friends all told her to chill out lol, plus the bad bitch next to me was ready to go, she was like "What's that fatass's problem? I'll beat the shit out of her right now!". Shit was funny lol. Fuck that white knight simp bitchmade bullshit, I don't give a fuck that she's a bitch, you gonna start that shit with me and not know when to stop, I'll do it right back, even harder. If you're tough enough to start hitting and elbowing a dude as hard as you can, be tough enough to take it back.
I'd let a bitch in front of me if she got a donk and lets me fondle her throughout the show....
I remember a few years back Donte Stallworth was drunk driving and hit and killed a guy and they liked blamed it on the guy for walking across the street. Yo if that was me I woulda got like 10 years and shit....
I know, right? Jon Jones got hammered, crashed his 2012 Bentley. Injured the two women who were in the car.. He hasn't been sentenced, and wont be til mid-june. But the UFC isn't going to suspend him or anything. And he's still going to "defend his title" bitch please.
I know, right? Jon Jones got hammered, crashed his 2012 Bentley. Injured the two women who were in the car.. He hasn't been sentenced, and wont be til mid-june. But the UFC isn't going to suspend him or anything. And he's still going to "defend his title" bitch please.
um do you think everyone should be suspended from their job when they get a DUI......?
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Randomly got this message from Blake that was in Stolen Throne with me. Fucking weird.
"my computer crashed and i lost everything i worked on, but i got cash now from a good job so i got a new computer and i got all new programs on the way. point being, i thought it would be a shame to waste the shit i spent soo much time on. so if you got any instrumentals i sent you and you still like them feel free to use them for anything you want."
Oh wait.
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