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**Official 2025 Detroit Lions Thread**

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  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,698 master of ceremonies
    As head coach? Yeah dumb as a fucking rock. As oc? He will do good.
  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    Gronk will be playing
    Giants suck huh?
    Gronk will play huh?
    He will play till Boley rolls up on his ankle.
    WE OWN YOU NEW ENGLAND!
    GIANTS!!!

  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Bromcos reportedly hire Del Rio as DC
  • JLRedWing13JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,751 mod
    The Miami Dolphins are filling out their staff under new head coach Joe Philbin. The team announced Friday evening the hires of offensive coordinator Mike Sherman and defensive coordinator Kevin Coyle.

    Sherman was a predictable hire for Miami, consider his strong roots in the West Coast offense and the Green Bay Packers. Philbin will run an offense similar to the one he ran with quarterback Aaron Rodgers in Green Bay, and Sherman should make for a good transition.

    Coyle comes to Miami as a longtime defense backs coach with the Cincinnati Bengals. Coyle has done a good job over the years developing players such as Leon Hall and Johnathan Joseph. Coyle's hire also means the likely exit of Todd Bowles, who was the interim head coach for the Dolphins
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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    We're talking about the Broncos Jay
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Cuz stafford sucks
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Cuz he is made of glass
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Cuz he didnt eat his broccoli as a kid
  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Childress - Bad
    Del Rio - okay
    Sherman - Good
    Coyle - blah
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  • NOLANOLA Posts: 6,353 jayfacer
    Detroit Lions Fan Admits Calling In Bomb Threat to Mercedes-Benz Superdome


    In yet another example of a rabid sports fan accused of bad behavior, a Michigan man is wanted by the FBI on suspicion of threatening to blow up the packed Mercedes-Benz Superdome during the New Orleans Saints' playoff victory over the Detroit Lions three weeks ago. And in a quirky coincidence, the suspect shares the same name as the Saints head coach, albeit with a different spelling.

    Shawn Payton, 34, of Jackson, Mich., is wanted on suspicion of phoning in bomb threats during the Saints' stirring second-half comeback en route to a 45-28 victory Jan. 7.

    Reached by phone Friday afternoon, Payton, a lifelong Lions fan, admitted making the threatening calls and apologized to Saints fans.

    "I'm not a bad person. I was just so proud of the Lions finally making the playoffs for the first time in God knows how long," he said. "I got caught up in the heat of the moment, and I seriously, highly regret making those calls."

    A few minutes after tight end Jimmy Graham caught a Drew Breestouchdown pass to extend the Saints lead to 24-14 in the third quarter, the Superdome's Gate F reception desk received a threatening call at 9:12 p.m., according to an FBI affidavit filed in federal court Wednesday.

    "I will blow up your building," a man said after confirming that he had reached the Superdome, which was jammed with a capacity crowd of more than 73,000.

    As the Saints continued lighting up the scoreboard, a second threatening call came in at 10:03 p.m., with a message intended for Saints coach Sean Payton, according to the affidavit by FBI agent Dawn Hofmann, a member of the agency's Joint Terrorism Task Force.

    "Hi, I want you to relay a message to the sideline. If your stupid Southern team keeps winning, there will be reper...severe consequences. OK?" a man said after a failed Lions onside kick set the Saints up for a short touchdown drive that would ice the game.

    FBI agents used phone records to trace the calls to Shawn H. Payton, a Michigan native who moved back to his home state in November after living in Huntsville, Ala., according to the four-page affidavit.

    Interviewed Monday by a Detroit-based FBI agent, Payton listened to recordings of the calls and admitted making them, the affidavit said.

    "Payton stated he never meant any harm in making the calls and would never do anything to hurt anyone," the affidavit said. "Payton relayed some ongoing personal problems, saying his anger got the better of him while watching the game."

    Until he was informed by a reporter, Payton said he was unaware that a warrant had been issued for his arrest on charges of making threatening phone calls.

    "I'm scared," he said. "I hope they realize that I didn't mean it and that I'm taking steps to get counseling."

    Payton said alcohol wasn't a factor in the calls, which he said he made after Googling a number for the Superdome.

    "I don't drink, and I don't do drugs. From time to time, I do get frustrated and go off without meaning it," he said. "I let some words fly out of my mouth, and I sincerely apologize. I will never ever, ever, ever do anything like that again."

    Payton, who said he recently got a job as a McDonald's cook, said he's had a rough couple of years, starting with injuries suffered in a "near-fatal" car crash in 2009 that required four months of therapy before he could walk again. He said he's also in a long-distance battle with his daughter's mother in Alabama over visitation rights.

    "It's been two years of anger and frustration, and this obviously hasn't helped," he said. "I really wish I could take it all back. I'm so sorry."

    Payton's alleged bomb threats are the latest incident in a spate of criminal acts by over-exuberant sports fans.

    An Alabama fan was arrested on sexual assault charges after he pressed his testicles on the neck of an unconscious LSU fan in a Bourbon Street burger joint after the Jan. 9 BCS Championship Game.

    An argument over a Jan. 14 playoff game between the Saints and 49ers allegedly led to the shooting of two men in a restaurant parking lot in suburban Atlanta. And at the game itself, San Francisco police made 23 arrests, including a felony battery in which the victim suffered a broken nose.

    Asked about his take on the seeming uptick in fan misbehavior, Payton said, "I guess I'm not the only one who needs counseling."
  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    WOW. One of your buddies rex?
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,089 spicy boy
    >gets jayfaced
    >life is over
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    edited January 2012
    No Kardashian connection for Tebow

    In a development lending sudden credence to theories that our world will end in 2012, Tim Tebow is being hunted by a Kardashian sister.

    "Kim (Kardashian) has a big crush on Tim," a friend told The National Enquirer, via celebitchy.com. "She says he's not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values."



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    This "friend" sounds an awful lot like a publicist running out of moves on behalf of the reality star, but we digress.

    It's been a busy period for Tebow on the female-stalker front. Earlier this month he was pursued by singer Katy Perry's parents, who believed the Broncos quarterback would be a good match for their recently divorced daughter. Now it's Kardashian -- fresh off her 51-second marriage to the NBA's Kris Humphries -- who's looking to date a nice boy.

    One problem for the practiced man-eater: Tebow, more than paper thin, isn't interested in becoming the next pro athlete reduced to trailing Kardashian around some Orange County Nordstrom, carrying her purse and wondering who shipped his spine to an unlisted P.O. Box in Minsk.

    "Tim's been made aware of Kim's crush, and although flattered, he's not interested," a source told The Enquirer. "He's an avowed virgin who's saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages and a sex tape in her past."
    So, with one swift hammer drop, the TimKim era is in the books


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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    He should go for Katey Perry!
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    did u read the bottom there?

    "He's an avowed virgin who's saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages and a sex tape in her past."


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


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