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balanced_void91 Posts: 2,782 balls deep

April 2010

if I was in prison and you were all in prison with me, I'd make Will my sexy white bitch

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Stratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip

April 2010

Get to da choppa!!

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Shane Posts: 15,229 balls deep

April 2010

lawl

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sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

April 2010

if I had a quarter for every time Ive blinked, I would be a fucking trillionaire.

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Stratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip

April 2010

FACT: It's physically impossible for a Human to sneeze with their eyes open.

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Heisenberg Posts: 10,361 balls deep

April 2010

FACT: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes closed

Mayhem Denver '08, Albuquereque '09/'10/'11 2012 ?????????
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Santana Posts: 16,743 juggalo

April 2010

FACT: chuck Norris is overrated

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balanced_void91 Posts: 2,782 balls deep

April 2010

if it bleeds, we can kill it

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sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

April 2010

My very first drivers ed class is tomorrow.

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

April 2010

This isn't walk...

I love winning with women
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sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

April 2010

This isnt god...This isnt god...this isnt god...

GOD IS JUST A STA-TIS-TIC

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

April 2010

The death of one is a tragedy...

The death of one is a tragedy...

The death of one millions is just A STA-TIS-TIC!!!!

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balanced_void91 Posts: 2,782 balls deep

April 2010

Will secretly told me that he wanted to suck my wiener and than make out with my butt hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

April 2010

Will likes to rim? I believe it.

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sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

April 2010

I do not recall ever saying such a thing.

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sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

April 2010 edited April 2010

edited

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

April 2010

I fucking hate Homestarrunner.

Get that shit out of here.

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sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

April 2010

the real facts here, according to my friend:

My Friend: Dont you start drivers ed next week?
Me: Yeah
My Friend: Greaet, then you can be a douchebag on wheels

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Santana Posts: 16,743 juggalo

April 2010

Lol
I got my license a month ago. I'm going to try to get a car this summer by asking work for 25-30 hours

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

April 2010

So apparently Vertical Horizon is playing at the Phoenix Zoo on April 23... Should I go?

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