At one of the bars last night some drunk dude stumbled out of the bathroom, pick up a glass off a table, and chucked it at the bartender behind the bar, missed, and shattered like 5 bottles behind the bar.
Thought the manager was gonna kick his ass. He and all his friends got escorted out (he got carried out), and the police were called.
I don't like to leave my dog home alone. He barks a lot and it prolly annoys the fuck out of my neighbors.
Yeah same here. My dog also gets fucked up when shes not around people for too long. She will hide under the table and shit. Shes happy as fuck when people come over though shes very social.
Comments
Thought the manager was gonna kick his ass. He and all his friends got escorted out (he got carried out), and the police were called.
"Remember when Trix were fruit shapes instead of boring balls? Maybe we can't see the shapes anymore because "Trix are for kids"."
Like at that point, the dog runs your life.
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8948576/rusty-trombone-hand-job-rimming-sex-tips/