Don't tell me not to get all fucking pissy when you are never here and I come home to shit all over because your fucking dog thinks he needs to break out of his kennel that has zip ties, three locks, and a chain wrapped around it. Maybe if you took care of him or took him to dog school then I wouldn't be pissy but when I'm cleaning up messes of two dogs that aren't mine every night, I'm gonna get fucking pissy.
Stripper used the "I'm only doing this to pay for college" line on me today ) I feel like it would have sounded more legitimate if my face wasn't in her titties at the time.
I just never hang with basic chicks. Theyre obnoxious and weird. Thus resulting in a weird night. They like wouldnt shut up when talking to our uber drivers. You could tell they were uncmfortable
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Its gonna be great when Im bald. Then we can be bald and ugly together
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Just don't make ugly babys
I threw in the Hotline Miami soundtrack on my record player though. Pretty cool.
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But then they asked what I liek to listen to. I said metal. They asked me to put some on. Puttin on Slayer and Pallbearer and shit
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