Last vodka I had was Skyy and that was pretty good. Maybe it's just the cheap 5 o'clock shit I burnt myself out on. I can't do SoCo anymore either though.
Never had the smell of pussy make me want to vomit. Well there was one time, but I was just at a paarty and wasn't even in the same room. It was bad.
And my buddy ate that shit.
Go Redwings.
I fully remember this day. Wasn't me that ate that shit either. Mother fucker had blood all over his face from eating that bloody vag out. Pretty sure he just thought he was doing a great job down there cuz she was so wet. Haha!
Nah ape says you don't need alcohol to have fun . You're doing it wrong
Its not that I need to alcohol. I have fun without drinking. But when it gets to be like 12/1/2:00, Im tired, and bored of being "out" for a couple hours, and wanna leave. But everyone else is still drinking and having fun. And I dont wanna be "that guy", but fuck.
> get to grocery store >have to shit > try to put poop off > can't have to shit. No buts about it > get into bathroom no one there. > prepare to unleash the kraken > dad and son walk in and have what seem like hour long loud conversation entire time I shit
> get to grocery store >have to shit > try to put poop off > can't have to shit. No buts about it > get into bathroom no one there. > prepare to unleash the kraken > dad and son walk in and have what seem like hour long loud conversation entire time I shit
The girl is all pissed off at me cause I won't go see this kids movie about dinosaurs with her and her sister and brother at the movie theater. The days leading up to it she told me that I didn't have to go with her then today she said she wanted me to go. I told her no and that I really didn't want to and its not like we can talk during the movie or anything. So she's been pissy all day trying to guilt trip me into going.
Like i'm such a fucking terrible person that I don't want to go with you and your siblings to see this god damn dinosaurs kid movie.
Death is not the worst of evils.
You can't be down, when you're always high.
The girl is all pissed off at me cause I won't go see this kids movie about dinosaurs with her and her sister and brother at the movie theater. The days leading up to it she told me that I didn't have to go with her then today she said she wanted me to go. I told her no and that I really didn't want to and its not like we can talk during the movie or anything. So she's been pissy all day trying to guilt trip me into going.
Like i'm such a fucking terrible person that I don't want to go with you and your siblings to see this god damn dinosaurs kid movie.
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And my buddy ate that shit.
Go Redwings.
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Lee came out with blood all over face and a 6 foot odor.
Im not really a "lets go out all night" guy.
> get to grocery store
>have to shit
> try to put poop off
> can't have to shit. No buts about it
> get into bathroom no one there.
> prepare to unleash the kraken
> dad and son walk in and have what seem like hour long loud conversation entire time I shit
@jake
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Like i'm such a fucking terrible person that I don't want to go with you and your siblings to see this god damn dinosaurs kid movie.