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  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited July 2017
    >Love my Aunt
    >grew up knowing her two kids (my cousins) my entire life
    >I was maybe 12
    >"We're taking a trip to Jordan" cousin says
    >Dad stays here
    >year goes by
    >talk to them every week and ask when they're returning
    >"Our Dad says when he finishes repairs on the house"
    >Me being young and niave "OK, cool."
    >No one sees Dad for a while
    >FIVE FUCKING YEARS HAVE GONE BY
    >This asshole still won't bring his family back
    >Porque
    >He moves to a new house in Minnesota
    >Porque??
    >Turns out he bought the new house to support his new fucking wife and her three kids
    >Claims he isn't cheating
    >"Bigamy is okay"
    >Fucking scum
    >two years later moves my aunt and NY cousins back
    >Shoves everyone in the same house
    >Still going on to this day
    >I hate this motherfucker
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,663 spicy boy
    Yeah my dad being a drunk is a big reason why i can do everything in moderation 

    wxcept for weed. Im an addict. 
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,663 spicy boy
    This dude on the bus isnt family but hes facing the other way in front of me and i can still smell his breath. Scust. 
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    Obvious the people and circumstances suck, but good stories shouldn't get buried. The more fucked up it is, the more awesome it was that you shared it with the rest of us.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    My aunt sold my grandmother's wedding ring for pills. She also married and had a baby with a guy that cheated on her with my cousin and had another baby with her, so I got cousins with the same dad. That's kinda tricky. She did a lot of other shady shit I can't remember. She died from a pill overdose about 12 years ago
  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    >when you realize the world is full of scumbags and its not just all women


    hard awesome/lol/agree
  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I don't know if anyone remembers, but that one cousin I went to the strip club with who didn't know his age was pretty scummy smh I'm still mad about that
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    I legitimately would not be mad/sad if any of the three I mentioned died. They are literal scum. 
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    Good on you for not being one of those "but.......but.......they're family!!!" types. 
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Not my fucking  family. I won't let my kid stay at his grandmas house just because I don't trust her piece of shit husband. 
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    edited July 2017
    my cousin is fukkin up bad with his beautiful wife likin this shit on fb this is like the third slut in his timeline

    Post edited by Stoned_Catz on


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    edited July 2017
    nah dude my cousin is an Officer in the US Air Force, he is a pilot on a C1 Transport Plane. when he retires he,ll be a pilot for an airliner proly


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    Tell us what REALLY happened to your arm
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    Come on and share your new scumbag shit Jobe.
    Was waiting to see what the final results would be. Story has no conclusion yet.

    >Sister in law and brother in law live apart from one another
    >still married tho 
    >they fight and argue a lot about drugs, money, etc 
    >she is still on suboxone 
    >he is not anymore 
    >BIL still lives with his parents 
    >spends all day in the garage 
    >she comes over yelling at him about something
    >He locked her out of the garage 
    >she keeps yelling and causing commotion
    >father in law comes out (wonderful guy BTW)
    >tells her to leave, doesn't want the cops showing up 
    >she flies off the handle 
    >attacks him 
    >they end upon the ground fighting in the driveway
    >he got a fat purple shiner 
    >cops were called anyway 
    >she left 
    >cops wanted to talk to her 
    >she hid out from them for days
    >was arrested today


    That's all so far.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    >summer is almost over 
    >mom and sister come up to visit, get all the cousins together one last time before school starts
    >swim in the pool, BBQ etc
    >sister had a kid a a 20+ year friend of mine
    >he has full time custody
    >she gets weekends etc 
    >she called him to say kid would become late 
    >he throws a fit, says no way 
    >knows everybody is at my house 
    >he called me to ask if she was getting ready yet 
    >said indent know what she is doing, I've been giving the kids side by side rides
    >he says alright bye 
    >10 minutes later, cops show up 
    >put the joint out real quick 
    >someone called in a wellness checkup on my sister (she has a warrant)
    >she was at the store at the time 
    >ask officer who called in the complaint 
    >it was the dad, aka my "friend" who called the cops to MY house in the middle of a family BBQ 
    >I'm fucking irate about it 
    >supposed to see him next week at a party 
    >don't want to start shit there 
    >can't see not saying something to him 
    >don't trust myself not to hit him 
    >don't want to not go to party 
    >awkward

    Pass the god damn butter.
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    That is a person I would be done associating with. There is no excuse for that. 
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,663 spicy boy
    Yeah fuck that. I would be irate. 
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