Hook Ups

Stoned_Catz

what lines have you used on bitchz and the outcomes. 

Stoned_Catz

man one time i fukkin this chick she was a bar maid i met at the bar ... id go the bar when i got off work at 7pm and leave about 9 when the crowds started rollin in... anyways she was fukkin different guys i was fukkin different chickz about after the third time we fukt... she asked me if i liked her i mean right after we fukkt layin there in bed... so like i grabbed her legs up and licked her ass and said :"i wouldnt lick just any chicks ass youre special im really into you."

it didnt work... she thought it was creepy... so we never really hooked up in a relationship 

MetalCoresades

I usually apologize for wasting their time, or thank them for taking the time to talk to me, and I go home. 

Me_

 psycho whack job

Xeno

on tinder a couple years ago
"lemme smash"

I smashed

WakeOfAshes

Best pickup line.... live an interesting life and then talk to women as you talk to your guy friends. 

Dime

Wake That's fucking terrible advice. I've gotten friend zoned doing that at least five times 

MetalCoresades

We must not be interesting enough

Stoned_Catz

top responses from chix out of my league 

1. i have a boyfriend
2. i dont eat dinner
3. im a lesbian
4. thanx but no
5. no
6. get lost
7. drop dead
8. im busy that night
9. with you? :snubz:
10. :snubz:
11. if u dont leave me alone im callin the cops
12. lolz walks away

now man i was a bold dude it didnt matter where i was at id hit on every chick in the place. ive heard them all...

WakeOfAshes

this is all I'll say... I don't use lines. I just chill, be myself, and try and get to know them without any bs. I don't really have any trouble picking up women by being myself. I don't get friendzoned, and majority of time over the last year I'm breaking up with them or friend zoning them. Hardest part about dating is finding someone who you are really compatible with. 

Dime

I've only had one really awesome line. Me and my buddies were throwing a party and a co worker of theirs showed up. She walks in and goes "Hey Rob, hey Christy!" And from the corner I was like "Damn you say hi to them but you don't say shit to me?" And she goes "I'm sorry I don't remember you" and I said "That's because we've never met. Hey, my name's Moe nice to meet you." ) she laughed and said if she wasn't engaged that might have worked. Still got rejected but that wasn't a half bad line. 

FLAT

What that mouf do

Rex_Capone420

Wait your names moe? 

MetalCoresades

Rex_Capone420 said:

Wait your names moe? 

Mohamad 

Dime

Mahmoud. But everyone has called me Moe forever and I prefer that because I don't really like my actual name. 

Rex_Capone420

Ah word.  Was it your grandparents that came to america?  Or parents? 

Number1RamsFan

Or are you here on a secret mission?

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Dime said:

Wake That's fucking terrible advice. I've gotten friend zoned doing that at least five times 

"friend zone" is just a bullshit excuse, just sayin'

MetalCoresades

... said:

Dime said:

Wake That's fucking terrible advice. I've gotten friend zoned doing that at least five times 

"friend zone" is just a bullshit excuse, just sayin'

Nah, the friend zone is a real thing. Its isn't "I want to fuck her, but she doesnt want to - Man I'm friendzoned", like critics think it is. Its more of "hey this girl knows I have feelings for her, and is stringing me along, getting me attatched, but whenever I ask her out, she turns me down, but keeps acting flirty towards me because she knows she'll get stuff out of me".

Usually if a girls is friends with you before dating you, she will never want to date you because it will hurt the friendship. 

Me_

I'm gonna throw up

MetalCoresades

In my case she broke up with me, only to turn around and pull the "best friend string along" bit.