Almost 100 degrees today. Plant manager is one of those “How about this heat?” Guys right after he comes out of an air conditioned office. Hit him with this today and now he’s in the office talking to my union rep lmao
I literally jus did that shit in real life essentially lmao. Was looking for an engineer to mix my new project and there’s this website called EngineEars specifically for it, it’s basically like a Tinder for finding engineers and producers lmao but catered specifically to your sound. Anyways dude’s profile opens up wit “I am a queer nonbinary engineer from….”
What does how many cocks you suck and whether you pretend you have a cock or not have to do wit how the fuck my music is gonna sound if I choose you?
“Hi, I’m Erik and I slay pussy on a daily basis and identify as a sexual Tyrannosaurus, choose me for your next mix.”
Immediately disqualified him lmfao they literally can’t help themselves.
Yeah fuck that. That’s an automatic skip for me weather irl or the internet. If you’re that fucking confused about everything I don’t need to waste the time trying to talk to you
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What does how many cocks you suck and whether you pretend you have a cock or not have to do wit how the fuck my music is gonna sound if I choose you?
Immediately disqualified him lmfao they literally can’t help themselves.
Single.
Time.