Shitty Memes & Other Shit

Stoned_Catz

that was ghay in itself kys

mrAPE

This reminds me of the dipshits the lived across the street from where I grew up. Redneck types always working on cars revving the fucking engines non stop thinking it made their dick bigger or something. 

Anyway they bring out mortor kits kits and I see them just setting them in the uneven concrete with nothing to brace the tube. Warn them that they are gonna have a bad time just for them to tell me to fuck off. So pull up a chair (at a safe distance) and wait. Sure enough 6-7 in it falls over and shoots a mortor towards all of them. I literally fall over laughing. Still laughing when the commotion dies down they see me and try to start shit saying someone could have died. I suggested if only someone had warned them then they wouldn’t have deserved whatever they got. They were all talk and went back to their party but this time using bricks to brace the tube. 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

And here we just just light them and throw them at each other.

mrAPE

Thanks to an unfortunate gust of wind when I was younger I almost lost a finger and I quit fucking around and taking any chances. Probably the dumbest thing we did as kids was get some of those 144 packs of moon whistler bottle rockets took all the sticks off put them in a bucket and threw them into a fire pit. Had all kinds of holes in our jackets. 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

We've been trying to snipe each other with Roman candles for decades. Eventually mortars became toy grenades.

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Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Thanks for cleaning the place up Jay but you missed a few spots.

Stoned_Catz

Fukkov jobefhagz

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