well, faggots

OPP

looks like monday it gets announced theres water on mars.

discuss how your conservative christ ball-gobbling grandma is going to take this.

OPP

and discuss how jays a cosmofag for holding out on us with this information

OPP

@JLRedWing13

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

My grandma's dead. But if she was still alive, she would say "Who gives a shit?"

Rex_Capone420

My grandma is dead but if she was alive she would wonder what exactly inside edition had to say about this. 

Stoned_Catz

My grandma say they better figure on a way to have beer up there

Necrothulhu

If it's anything like that doctor who episode "the waters of mars", it can gtfo

NolaFree810

My grandma would say it's just that tricky ol devil throwing out disinformation to guide you away from sweet 7.2oz baby Jesus 

Gnomez

Let's hope that NASA's special announcement on Monday is a little more exciting than Tools snooze fest special announcement last week 

Gazorpazorpfield

Look, I like the baby version the best, do you hear me? I win the races and I get the money. Okay. Dear eight-pound, six-ounce newborn infant Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent, we just thank you for all the races I’ve won and the 21.2 million dollars – woo! Love that money! - that I have accrued over this past season. Also, due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention Powerade at each grace, I just want to say that Powerade is delicious...and it cools you off on a hot summer day. And we look forward to Powerade’s release of Mystic Mountain Blueberry...Thank you for all your power and your grace, dear baby God. Amen.

Gazorpazorpfield

On a related note. Trying to explain to my friend that this is not the greatest discovery mankind had ever made. He's really under cutting some stuff like when we figured out wheels make life easier. Fire is pretty nice. Gravity. Double helix dna...the fucking atom. A bunch of shit I can't think of or straight don't even know