Perhaps the apocalypse IS in fact upon us.

Shane

fail

Gazorpazorpfield

3. Have rich parents that lead to you living a slutty party life.


you forgot that one.

OPP

Indeed I did. Thank you.

OPP

Ah wait.

4. Get pregnant at 16 and be featured on MTV.

Adam

^ haha one of my friends
friend ane his gf might get on that show.

sbs_will

Six-Step Guide to Making a Tool Album
1) Find and scan a bunch of blotter art. This will be most of your album art, as well as your cover.
2) Look some famous gimmicky math equations up on Wikipedia and proceed to tell all of your fans.
3) Rip some time signatures from Yes or Rush.
4) Whiny, nasal-y vocals about nothing in particular.
5) ????
6) Profit!

drinkwine732

^If that was a terrible attempt at an insult at Tool, I will kill you.

NOCAP

Tool sucks anyway fuck em

sbs_will

no no, wine, I just saw the other lists in this thread, and I remembered that list from encyclopedia dramatica.

Wine, you will NEVER hear me insult tool, because they are one of my all-time favorite bands.

Shane

tool blows

sbs_will

now SHANE on the other hand....

drinkwine732

Everyone knows Shane doesn't understand brilliance.

sbs_will

anyway wine, if that came across as an insult from ME, it wasnt, because I will NEVER insult tool.

now, if you dont wanna get pissed, dont go here.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tool

thats where I got the list from.