My gf was saying she thought I should be shirtless in my music video last night. So I sent her a pic of me without a shirt, and I think she had a stroke lmao
She just moved up her sex timetable lol. Bring protection on your next date
My friend pissed me off yesterday. I was telling him Im having a hard time balancing my free time between work, my brother, my girl, my different friend groups and my band, and feel like Ive been neglecting my brother most. And was saying I might skip hanging with the girl to hang with him.
And my friend (who I havent seen in months because he got a gf) is all like "fuck that. Hang with her. I only hang with my gf now because I know you'll always be there". And Im like "Thats not how it works. People will notice if you neglect them. My girl might be important to me, but shes not the only important person in my life and I shouldnt treat her like she is".
Dude didnt take the hint that he always blows me off.
My friend pissed me off yesterday. I was telling him Im having a hard time balancing my free time between work, my brother, my girl, my different friend groups and my band, and feel like Ive been neglecting my brother most. And was saying I might skip hanging with the girl to hang with him.
And my friend (who I havent seen in months because he got a gf) is all like "fuck that. Hang with her. I only hang with my gf now because I know you'll always be there". And Im like "Thats not how it works. People will notice if you neglect them. My girl might be important to me, but shes not the only important person in my life and I shouldnt treat her like she is".
Dude didnt take the hint that he always blows me off.
breakin up with you boyfriend is always bad
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I go months and even years without seeing some of my best friends nowadays. It just happens the older you get. People get responsibilities, significant others, move away, have kids...It happens
I go months and even years without seeing some of my best friends nowadays. It just happens the older you get. People get responsibilities, significant others, move away, have kids...It happens
My other friend has been in a relationship for 3 years and always makes time to hang
Dude so I'm drunk as fuck and my buddy was drivn me home and we got at a red light next to a chick with huge knockers and I opened my window and yelled hey show us your boobs and she did. Drunk chicks are cool man.
I wish. Someone did a really terrible karoke version of Somebody To Love by Queen so I had my phone hooked up to the aux cord playing the song to cleanse my soul lol
I wish. Someone did a really terrible karoke version of Somebody To Love by Queen so I had my phone hooked up to the aux cord playing the song to cleanse my soul lol
u have a tattoo u have no soul
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
And my friend (who I havent seen in months because he got a gf) is all like "fuck that. Hang with her. I only hang with my gf now because I know you'll always be there". And Im like "Thats not how it works. People will notice if you neglect them. My girl might be important to me, but shes not the only important person in my life and I shouldnt treat her like she is".
Dude didnt take the hint that he always blows me off.
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)