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The McFuck Approach

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  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    any bodily fluid 
    Not true. You could make out all day with someone who is infected with HIV and never catch it. 
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,664 spicy boy
    Word of advice. When you finger blast this current Gf, make sure to trim your nails short and use a nail file on them. She will thank you. 
  • ABeautifulTragedyABeautifulTragedy Posts: 312 just the tip
    Word of advice. When you finger blast this current Gf, make sure to trim your nails short and use a nail file on them. She will thank you. 
    not when, if.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I mean they touched... I just didnt fuck her cuz soft bois. 
    Fuck dude. Better be safe and make an appointment. You have a High chance you have aids from that. I didn’t know penis and vag touched 
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    You really think Im 100% good? 
    Yeah dude. 100% aids 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Oh
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I’ve never really had a problem getting it up but my friends tell me their girl usually just sucks them off until they get hard. Try that next time MC if you’re having performance anxiety 
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,664 spicy boy
    MC ypu are 100% good.

    now take me serious on the nails thing. Also go slow. Dont just dive right for the gush. Spend lots and lots of time warming her up. 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    I’ve never really had a problem getting it up but my friends tell me their girl usually just sucks them off until they get hard. Try that next time MC if you’re having performance anxiety 
    I had whiskey dick :|  
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I’ve never really had a problem getting it up but my friends tell me their girl usually just sucks them off until they get hard. Try that next time MC if you’re having performance anxiety 
    I had whiskey dick :|  
    I’m not saying there is anything wrong with your dick. Excessive alcohol hasn’t ever been a sex issue for me. Now that I’m getting older I kinda wonder when I’m going to start seeing performance issues. Will it happen all at once? Is my sex drive going to drop off a cliff?  
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    I had whiskey dick :|  
    From beer?
    From everything I drank for 3 days straight
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • ABeautifulTragedyABeautifulTragedy Posts: 312 just the tip
    I’ve never really had a problem getting it up but my friends tell me their girl usually just sucks them off until they get hard. Try that next time MC if you’re having performance anxiety 
    I had whiskey dick :|  
    I’m not saying there is anything wrong with your dick. Excessive alcohol hasn’t ever been a sex issue for me. Now that I’m getting older I kinda wonder when I’m going to start seeing performance issues. Will it happen all at once? Is my sex drive going to drop off a cliff?  
    it will eventually, it happens to all men starting in their 40s. (kinda like menopause for women)..luckily they make pills for that.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,664 spicy boy
    Listen to Rex on the hands thing.
    His hands are so soft they must always be wrist deep in pussy.
    =)))))

    im just saying. It took MC years to even think trimming his beard was something he should do. I Imagine that married chick was probably walking with a limp the next day from him jamming his fingers up there =)). 


  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I’ve never really had a problem getting it up but my friends tell me their girl usually just sucks them off until they get hard. Try that next time MC if you’re having performance anxiety 
    I had whiskey dick :|  
    I’m not saying there is anything wrong with your dick. Excessive alcohol hasn’t ever been a sex issue for me. Now that I’m getting older I kinda wonder when I’m going to start seeing performance issues. Will it happen all at once? Is my sex drive going to drop off a cliff?  
    it will eventually, it happens to all men starting in their 40s. (kinda like menopause for women)..luckily they make pills for that.
    I’m 41. Fearful it’s coming but enjoying it while I still have it :-) 
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    hope u get aids n die


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    hope u get aids n die
    I’d say the same thing to you except it’s not likely you’ll ever have sex again.  You’re more likely to get aids from your road kill meals. 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Listen to Rex on the hands thing.
    His hands are so soft they must always be wrist deep in pussy.
    =)))))

    im just saying. It took MC years to even think trimming his beard was something he should do. I Imagine that married chick was probably walking with a limp the next day from him jamming his fingers up there =)). 


    I trim my nails regularly :| 
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    hope u get aids n die
    I’d say the same thing to you except it’s not likely you’ll ever have sex again.  You’re more likely to get aids from your road kill meals. 
    u dont even know me dude


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,664 spicy boy
    Listen to Rex on the hands thing.
    His hands are so soft they must always be wrist deep in pussy.
    =)))))

    im just saying. It took MC years to even think trimming his beard was something he should do. I Imagine that married chick was probably walking with a limp the next day from him jamming his fingers up there =)). 


    I trim my nails regularly :| 
    The nail file part is the key part
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