The McFuck Approach

MetalCoresades

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what makes you a wizard?

MetalCoresades

Gary said:

what makes you a wizard?

If you're a 30 year old male virgin, you're a wizard. 

Rex_Capone420

no that makes you a fag

MetalCoresades

Nah

Stoned_Catz

yeah even fhagz would call u a pathetic loser though

MenAreTrash

Rex_Capone420 said:

no that makes you a fag

Nah I'm sure most gays fuck weeeeell before 30

MetalCoresades

slap said:

Rex_Capone420 said:

no that makes you a fag

Nah I'm sure most gays fuck weeeeell before 30

You have no room to talk

Rex_Capone420

I wasnt taking gay people. I was talking about fags. 

Dime

Dude if you're gonna make it to Wizard and not get any magical powers out of it this shit ain't worth it. 

MetalCoresades

Dime said:

Dude if you're gonna make it to Wizard and not get any magical powers out of it this shit ain't worth it. 

Weaponized social autism is a magical power

MetalCoresades

Just read through a thread on the acen group. Apparently girls discount nerd guys almost immediately because they have notoriously high standards and are really picky. So they dont even like talking with them at all. Asian girls especially dont like being apporoached, because literally everyone at cons fetishizes them and wants to be their friend. So they dont like talking to any guys period. 

I mean everything they said was true. Im outta luck. 

Stoned_Catz

that means the whole world right.. do u generalize all the time

MetalCoresades

When even barrell scrap nerd girls dont want anything to do with you, its time to pack it in

Stoned_Catz

90% chix want monae dude the better paying job the better looking girls 60% of those women will take cash for pussae... 

10% is luv n desire. and that usually ends in divorce because cant live up to expectations

FLAT

You busted a nut. You fucking fail at being a wizard too. 

MetalCoresades

All wizards do is jerk off in the dark

...

Except for the fact that they aren't fucking real. 

MetalCoresades

30 year old virgins dont exist? Huh

Stoned_Catz

ya know when u jerk off in the shower the sperms go down the drain into the sewer systems and create sewer monsters