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SATAN Posts: 25,909 spicy boy

February 2018 edited February 2018

I’m kinda meh on Adams, but Plaza is a fantasy girl. She’s cute enough, but she’s so fucking funny. That really puts her over the top

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,844 spicy boy

February 2018 edited February 2018

Plaza is like my top top girl. Smol. That "I dont fucking give a shit about a word your saying" stare she has

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

February 2018

Yeah Plaza is like the final boss level version of every bitchy faced girl you've ever wanted to fuck the attitude out of

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,844 spicy boy

February 2018 edited February 2018

I dont wanna fuck the attitude out of her. I want her to use it as a weapon. Gimme that bored look ma.

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SATAN Posts: 25,909 spicy boy

February 2018

Yeah if I was getting it in and looked down and she looked bored af, my dick would prolly get 10x harder

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

February 2018

MetalSynthades said:

Aubrey Plaza

Amy Adams

this post made me believe in god again

I love winning with women
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Jobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,594 moneytalker

February 2018

But you took care of it by posting better ones...

Oh wait. Ah shit.

Pass the god damn butter.
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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,844 spicy boy

February 2018

And shes fucking HORDE

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SATAN Posts: 25,909 spicy boy

August 2018

underappreciated thread

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

August 2018

cuz JAWNS = dumb name fer chix

[-(
blue turbins
From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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SATAN Posts: 25,909 spicy boy

August 2018

True, but I can fap to every page through prolly 45

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,844 spicy boy

August 2018

My current celebrity crush

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SATAN Posts: 25,909 spicy boy

August 2018

Who is she?

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SATAN Posts: 25,909 spicy boy

August 2018

Who is she?

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,844 spicy boy

August 2018

Heavygrinder/Marie Vaunt

Electro musician

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2018

MenAreTrash said:

oh it's that girl? She's hot but acoustic renditions of rap songs by white girls is the dumbest shit.

Fucking racist scumbag

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2018

NEEW said:

tool's new album will be out before this is done.

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SATAN Posts: 25,909 spicy boy

August 2018

My 9 year old has an Instagram for his art. This chick follows him. She's the lead singer from a Ukranian band called Jinjer. She's pretty tasty. I'm afraid to listen to her music lol. Don't wanna ruin it

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FLAT Posts: 60,728 spicy boy

August 2018

That’s awesome dude. Rex’s friend Dave who went to NI is huge into them. I heard a song by them on liquid metal a few days ago.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,844 spicy boy

August 2018

Jinjer is ok. Not great, but theres a lot worse out there.

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