cuz we're talking on the intrewebz about an imaginary fight thats never going to happen....
If it goes down, Im not trying to box anybody up. Its going to the ground and Im looking for the a choke.
Please adjust the fictional betting odds accordingly.
I used to wrestle with a big dude named Marshall. He is about 6'5" and 300k pounds easy. Dude looks like a damn bear.My lifetime record against the guy is 1- probably 100+ ) His arms were so big the his arm wouldn't straighten all the way anymore. Every match, save one, was the same shit.... Marshall by bear hug. He would just squeeze until your ribs started making audible sounds lol. The one time I beat him I managed to duck under him get behind him and choke him till he tapped. That was when i really fell in love with Jui Jitsu. It was the sweetest victory.
The next time we went at it... Marshall by bear hug and 3 cracked ribs lol.
Have you guys ever been tossed around like an actual rag doll?
I wrestled a state champ wrestler in a living room match once... it was un fucking real how that guy could toss people around.Its like he had inhuman strength. We even tried going two on one with him and he rag dolled both of us at the same time. It was like a scene form an action movie the way he could get bodies flying through the air.
most i ever got was 2 on 1. Beating this kids ass from the full mount when his buddy kicked me in the side of the head. They proceeded to whoop my ass.
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It would be like 30 punches but w/e
cuz we're talking on the intrewebz about an imaginary fight thats never going to happen....
\m/
Inb4greg
since youre a self described mma fighter, i guess once again i would just have to drop you in one punch.
Same
Seriously dude wouldn't have a chance on the ground
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Rex really dissing on someone for lack of hair
i got jumped one time by like 15 dudes for no reason. just walked down the wrong block, they thought i was someone i wasnt. took a ass whoopin.
Only thing I've ever had tossed was my salad
Ky
) for real I'm at the very begining of male pattern baldness =;
Yeah iv been jumped 5 times...got my brand new bike stolen at 14...life in da hood
most i ever got was 2 on 1. Beating this kids ass from the full mount when his buddy kicked me in the side of the head. They proceeded to whoop my ass.