guess who joined twitter

Its_Meh_Chew

essentially i got me a new phone (blackberry curve). Got a sweet deal for 70 bucks which is unlimited mobile to mobile, text and data/web use. since i now have the opportunity to, should i join twitter for the hell of it and see how many followers i can get?

cannibiscorpse

ummm if you want a vagina

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

ed has a twitter

JLRedWing13

Twitter....sucks.

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

i love twitter

Gazorpazorpfield

I'll tweet your twat

Alec29

O_O

balanced_void91

I have a twitter

1DisturbedMthrFckr

Twitter, to me, is pointless. I could give 2 shits less what my friends are up to. That is none of my business but if they want to make it public that they are jerking off to porn or taking a dump, that's them.

Santana

^ couldn't have said it better

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

i actually do post if im taking a shit...

Its_Meh_Chew

https://twitter.com/chewbacadefense

guess who joined

NOCAP

Oh fuck no!

Rex_Capone420

twitter is so retarded.

bu...bu.....buuut its how i found out all the important information about my fav sports players *cries*

NOCAP

"Hi this is Lebron James, telling all of you Cleveland fans to shut the fuck up. You couldn't give me a title so I moved on, as well you. Miami Heat will win the NBA Title this upcoming season and I will become MVP for the 3rd time. kthxbai"

Rex_Capone420

"hi this is Ron artest, id like to thank my therapist for not making me any less of a bitch *throws up deuces* peace my niggaz"

JLRedWing13

I will never get a Twitter.

NOCAP

I'll tell Sara to make you get a Twitter.

Rex_Capone420

I'll tell Sara to make you get a Twitter.

hahaha *moves hand in whipping motion and makes whipping noise*

JLRedWing13

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Rex_Capone420

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