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Suspended for 10 days......ain't this some bullshit?

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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    I dont remember EVERY erik thread.

    someone should make a list.
  • JLRedWing13JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,721 mod
    I would hope not. <_>
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    One of my favorite Erik threads was the gigantic bucky one.
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    The one where he got kicked out of class for saying the project needed more sodomy was pretty funny.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    That was win.

    We had to grade the Science projects as a class.

    "Erik, any comments?"

    It's lacking something brutal.....it needs more sodomy.".

    XD
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    lol, I thought that one was pretty funny.


    and that one where your teacher sent you to the office for talking about the satanic bible or something.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    That was bullshit. 'Cause she gave me shit for it, and I said, "Why? Because it's not your book of false prophecys?"

    Asshurt ensumed.
  • ComptonAssBertoComptonAssBerto Posts: 3,899 just the tip
    "White bitches man."


    mmmmhmm
  • PrimalScream31PrimalScream31 Posts: 3,544 mod
    Just have sex with the girl.

    Damn.
    photo mayhemsignature2013_zps1209e6fd.jpg I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    She's asshurt that I have a girlfriend.

    This girl is fucking psycho.
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    So this is the same chick that wanted you beyond reason? LOL wtf did you do to her, troll her EmoEarth account?
    I love winning with women
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Off topic. But I just read the thing chuck posted about the girl deleting his number. Anyway last week at work I got a random text from someone thinking i was someone that used to have this number so I was bored and had a normal convo as if I knew her. It was dumb but I had fun at work with it.

    Here is the conversation. She is the first message

    I enjoyed the movie.
    I'm glad you enjoyed it
    Him and the girl were cute (-:
    You think so?
    Yeah. The bashful awkwardness was cute. They all did a really good job.
    I agree. They did.
    I hope they do another one. How's Natalie? Walking and talking yet?
    Me too. Good. She is getting there
    Dont forget to send up dated pictures when you get them. We still need to get Buster and Zoe together if it ever gets warm again.
    I will. Yeah the warm weather will be here soon but it seems so far off the way it's been lately
    Cant come soon enough. lol
    I have been enjoying the weather kind of but I'm definitly getting to the point I'm ready for summer
    I want heat (-: well, watching idol. Have a good night and give Natalie a kiss for me. Text me sometime and let me how things are going.
    Leaving me so soon?
    Lol. We'll talk soon. I know I suck at keeping in touch but I will do better.
    I have a confession to make
    Okay?
    I have no idea who you are.
    Sandi. lol
    Well hello Sandi. I'm lance. Not quite sure who you were aiming to text.
    Who? I was texting my friend Emily.
    Lance. I know you weren't trying to text me. You got the number wrong. I enjoyed the conversation though. Are buster and Zoe dogs?
    Yeah. They are dogs. Sorry
    No worries it was entertainment to me trying to figure everything out. Got everything right just couldn't figure out if who you were trying to reach was male or female.
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    edited March 2010
    lololololol

    a couple years ago I got a text from a kid saying "DUDE i ran out of rubber so i had 2 cum on her face this time"
    I love winning with women
  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,661 master of ceremonies
  • ComptonAssBertoComptonAssBerto Posts: 3,899 just the tip
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I got a text one time that said "Mom I locked the keys in the car"
    nike Pictures, Images and PhotosTUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    I've had conversations like that. People randomly call you thinking they have the right number, I dont want to sound like a douche so I go along with it until it becomes noticeable that we do not know each other lol
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    lol, nice one lance
  • balanced_void91balanced_void91 Posts: 2,782 balls deep
    dude erik!!! sue the 18 year old bitch! it's all about the cash flow yo!! $$$$$ SUE SUE SUE $$$$$$$
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Sue bitches get money.
    I love winning with women
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