In high school, I was talking to this chick when her friend came up and kicked me in the balls because she was pissed off about some remark I guess I made earlier that day. I don't remember what I said, but the kick to the balls was 100% unexpected. Before I could even think about what I was doing, and just as an purely instinctive reaction, I kicked her right back. Hard. I mean really, really fucking hard. I swung my leg out NFL style and cunt punted the chick so hard both of her feet came off of the ground. She is lucky if her kids forehead didn't end up with a Fila logo on it. Oops.
So now I'm in the middle of this big shit storm with people from school for accidentally kicking this poor little innocent chick right in the cooze. I was walking through the halls and heard a big commotion behind me, and when I looked back, I saw this other guy, a big 275 lb redneck (can you be a redneck if you don't in fact even have a neck?) from the wrestling team, mopping the floor with the chick's boyfriend. I figured it couldn't be a coincidence, so I had to see what was going on. Another friend saw the whole thing go down and told me what happened. The boyfriend was sneaking up behind me, and drew back to try and sucker punch me in the back of the head. When he drew back, he elbowed the wrestler, who was walking behind the boyfriend, right in the face, who then took the boyfriend to the ground and beat the ever loving fuck out of him. )
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So now I'm in the middle of this big shit storm with people from school for accidentally kicking this poor little innocent chick right in the cooze. I was walking through the halls and heard a big commotion behind me, and when I looked back, I saw this other guy, a big 275 lb redneck (can you be a redneck if you don't in fact even have a neck?) from the wrestling team, mopping the floor with the chick's boyfriend. I figured it couldn't be a coincidence, so I had to see what was going on. Another friend saw the whole thing go down and told me what happened. The boyfriend was sneaking up behind me, and drew back to try and sucker punch me in the back of the head. When he drew back, he elbowed the wrestler, who was walking behind the boyfriend, right in the face, who then took the boyfriend to the ground and beat the ever loving fuck out of him.
hope everyone who tries a sneak gets a revolver shot to the forehead