ima be fuming

FLAT

Meet my roommates today and i swear if i get stuck with two child, square, narks again i will punch numerous holes in the wall.

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

If they be lames just act the fool so they're like "fuck this, move us!"

FLAT

I dont want to be known as the whack job doe. The other dude set the bar pretty high.

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

It's better than trying to gay it up and trying to make them uncomfortable enough to go. They could always be respond back with"haaaaay" and you have to make drunken choices about how deep you went to go with the college experimental phase. It always starts with just the tip though. It may or may not be a win for you, I'm not here to judge.

FLAT

I aint no faggot =;

NolaFree810

Subjective

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

How about "Hi I'm Todd and I'd like to talk to you about the good book."?

Dude people bail soooo quick )

MetalCoresades

Jobe said:

How about "Hi I'm Todd and I'd like to talk to you about the good book."?

Dude people bail soooo quick )

His roommate would respond, "oh thank God. I memorized the good book. I was worried you were some stoner drunk metalhead."

FLAT

First floor room closest to the door so fucking pissed

FLAT

One of my roommates is a giant black guy named america ) )

MenAreTrash

Same except Miles. And he falls under pretty much every stereotype. It almost hurts

FLAT

Both roommates so far are hood af )

FLAT

Walked into this room to turn in my check in sheet and all the ra's were in there and when i walked in i got the "fuck not this kid" look )

FLAT

Just talked to one of my roommates and he said hes chill with weed \m/ \m/

SATAN

AWOI said:

One of my roommates is a giant black guy named america ) )

AWOI said:

Just talked to one of my roommates and he said hes chill with weed \m/ \m/

Duh

FLAT

I havent talked to him yet haha

SATAN

You should invite Monica over

MarcTheFallen

SATAN said:

You should invite Monica over

dead

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

AWOI said:

One of my roommates is a giant black guy named america ) )

That's crazy. I was just thinking about how bad this place needs a giant black guy named America to join.

Odin is pleased Odin provides.

monicaa

SATAN said:

You should invite Monica over

please.

FLAT

Come on over <:-P