What would you have done...

WakeOfAshes

If you were me and could go back in time knowing what is going to happen... what would have done.

So I just got off of work... I am walking out of work and crossing at a cross walk. the speed limit of cars is 35 and it is a two lane road. I have my metal coffee cup and an unbrella cause today was raining in the morning. So the road is clear and I take like two steps into the cross walk and notice there is this SUV heading towards me at no less than 75 mph. He was likely going closer to 90-100mph but hard to really tell. I jump back out of the way, and the dude literally swerves at me, almost hitting the side walk, and gives me the finger as he passes. I tried to get his plates but like I said he was driving close to 100mph in a 35.

My first thought after that all went down was "I wish I would have tossed my metal cup at the dude causing him to fuck up his car and possibly get in an accident". Then I thought, "no that's fucked up. eventhough the guy is a grade A asshole, I should have not tried to kill him". but then I think... "Should have done it man"

NolaFree810

should have done nothing... some people are going to asshole

You did the right thing.. There will always be jerk offs don't let it affect your life

WakeOfAshes

givz a fuk

well I mean I couldnt have done anything at the time because it all happened so fast. It was only after he literally swerved at me and gave me the finger that I wished I had thrown the cup at him. This was really only an afterthought I had.... Had he not swerved at me I probably wouldnt have wished death upon him.

Episode

0. Stop making these threads faggot. Shame he didn't hit you.

WakeOfAshes

givz a fuk

Shield95 said:

0. Stop making these threads faggot. Shame he didn't hit you.

I don't take advice from uneducated children.

Episode

Predictable. 8-|

Gnomez

Should have thrown your metal cup at his car while he was driving 100mph in a 35 and not yeilding

You should have spun around, used the umbrella as a spear, and done an almost matrix like maneuver and thrown the umbrella at his windshield, piercing the glass and impaling his head to his headrest, as you took a nonchalant sip of your soya latte mocha with cream :-B

Gnomez

Should have thrown your metal cup at his car while he was driving 100mph in a 35 and not yeilding

Shield95 said:

0. Stop making these threads faggot. Shame he didn't hit you.

Yeah Wakey, you're wasting thread space with these inane threads about yourself

WakeOfAshes

givz a fuk

Gnomez said:

You should have spun around, used the umbrella as a spear, and done an almost matrix like maneuver and thrown the umbrella at his windshield, piercing the glass and impaling his head to his headrest, as you took a nonchalant sip of your soya latte mocha with cream :-B

this was my first idea as well, unfortunately I didnt have my Wheaties today.

WakeOfAshes

givz a fuk

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Stoned_Catz

givz a fuk

if I could go back id fukk moar bitchz n get moar monaez