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I am the master of the CLIT

Gazorpazorpfield

Gazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies

May 2013 in Debate & Discourse

Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see CLIT, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the CLIT like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all CLITs! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer

May 2013

go home, Chuck
youre drunk lol

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,663 spicy boy

May 2013

The clit commander ^:)^

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Xeno Posts: 21,041 master of ceremonies

May 2013

Hey this guy isn't one of us he said he'd fuck a goat!

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NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

May 2013 edited May 2013

Fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand

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Necrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies

May 2013

And if that money doesn't show

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

May 2013 edited May 2013

Chuck you'll always be my booboo kittyfuck >:D<

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

May 2013

TheCLIT said:
OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
I literally start cracking up irl anytime i read this or think about that part )

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katia Posts: 4,358 just the tip

May 2013

who is this guy?

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

May 2013

not chuck

I love winning with women
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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

May 2013

katia said:
who is this guy?

TheCLIT said:
I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!
:-??

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

May 2013

That awkward moment when katia has no clit

I love winning with women
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katia Posts: 4,358 just the tip

May 2013

THECLIT is Jobe. youre welcome guys

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katia Posts: 4,358 just the tip

May 2013

i have TWO clits

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MarcTheFallen Posts: 26,666 master of ceremonies

May 2013

katia said:
i have TWO clits
:-O :-S :-? :-h :>

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

May 2013

Do they both have herpes or just the one :-?

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katia Posts: 4,358 just the tip

May 2013

jobe has herpes

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Jobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker

May 2013

katia said:
THECLIT is Jobe. youre welcome guys
Say what?

Pass the god damn butter.
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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

May 2013

Teh_Rutabaga said:
Do they both have herpes or just the one :-?

Cot damn Jake been racking up Ws lately.

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

May 2013

Teh_Rutabaga said:
Do they both have herpes or just the one :-?
when you close one eye, just one

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katia Posts: 4,358 just the tip

May 2013

Jobe said:

katia said:
THECLIT is Jobe. youre welcome guys
Say what?
yes

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