Pissing method?

HOODS

NolaFree810

piss and shake

and if you wash your hands after takin a piss congrats, you are officially a female

HOODS

give it a quick dab with TP to make sure all urine is out.

I wash my hands. I guess I'm gay.

NolaFree810

piss and shake

not gay, just a woman

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

NolaMetal said:

and if you wash your hands after takin a piss congrats, you are officially a female

I prefer to pull it out and let it rest on the top of the pants, no direct contact, no reason to wash. Them public bathroom faucets be nasty.

Stoned_Catz

ya public washrrooms nastae, people shit and piss then turn the water knobs on leaving germs wash their hands then turn knob off and fukkin regain the germs they just tried to wash off so wutz teh fukkin point :-??

NolaFree810

piss and shake

i watched a thing the other day where they went into a fast food restroom and took a sample of a random toilet seat and then took a sample off one the news chicks faces and studies found that the girls face was actually way dirtier and had more germs and shit lol

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

We did bacterial culture testing in a bathroom when I was in college. Your better off rubbing your hands all over the tomorrow rather than touching the faucets, hand rails, soap and towel dispensers, or the door knobs.

Don't get me started on keyboards.

NolaFree810

piss and shake

my philosophy is dont think about it dont care

HOODS

give it a quick dab with TP to make sure all urine is out.

yeah but think about the door handle you gotta touch to get in the bathroom and all the bacteria on that jawn. thats the main reason why i wash my hands and if there isnt a blow dryer jawn or an automatic towel dispenser i just shake dry my hands and kick the door to get out, lol. yeah im OCD as fuck.

NolaFree810

piss and shake

that philosophy doesnt really go hand in hand with licking asshole lmao

HOODS

give it a quick dab with TP to make sure all urine is out.

if a jawn is hot enough all philosophy goes out the window bro! *brofist*

NolaFree810

piss and shake

agreed \m/

Episode

NolaMetal said:

and if you wash your hands after takin a piss congrats, you are officially a female

Congrats, you are officially the most ignorant human being alive. 8-|

Episode

Also, piss and shake, but you know the classic rule in public, 3 quick flicks tops, or you look like you're blasting your staff.

jag

NolaMetal said:

that philosophy doesnt really go hand in hand with licking asshole lmao

This needed to be quoted again for the humor. Lold pretty fucking hard.

HOODS

give it a quick dab with TP to make sure all urine is out.

SATAN

piss and shake

Nigga, I wash my hands before I touch my dick

HOODS

give it a quick dab with TP to make sure all urine is out.

door handles, flushing, sprouts of piss from shaking or pissing too hard into urinal...nigga, i'm washing my hands.

Heisenberg

i shoot from long range

1D_for_life

piss and shake

Jobe said:

NolaMetal said:

and if you wash your hands after takin a piss congrats, you are officially a female

I prefer to pull it out and let it rest on the top of the pants, no direct contact, no reason to wash. Them public bathroom faucets be nasty.

Automatic faucets