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baby ape... aka jamey

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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Yo can you guys battle in another thread please. I don't want this thread blowing up.

    No progress since earlier but she is starting to feel the contractions over the epidural. Everything is lining up for good progress on the next check from what I've been watching and what she is feeling. I've learned some shit today about monitoring a patient lol.
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    What's the dialation at?
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    dilation*


    come on babyyyyy \:D/
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,663 spicy boy
    Inb4ape leads this week in points


    \m/
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,700 spicy boy
    im finna be the dark horse
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    Protip - watch the flurry of activity when the baby is born.... You font want to see the afterbirth come out. Dat shit nasty looking bro.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • TigerTiger Posts: 2,116 balls deep
    When she starts to push, she'll be Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde, regardless of the epidural.. >-)
    The day you need a gun and don't have one, may be your last.

  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Jobe said:

    Protip - watch the flurry of activity when the baby is born.... You font want to see the afterbirth come out. Dat shit nasty looking bro.

    I have C-Sections, but when when they pulled Kingsley out, they told my boyfriend to look.. and he said he saw my entire insides, and that he's scarred for life... haha.

    I've never seen the afterbirth though :(
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    monicaa said:

    Jobe said:

    Protip - watch the flurry of activity when the baby is born.... You font want to see the afterbirth come out. Dat shit nasty looking bro.

    I have C-Sections, but when when they pulled Kingsley out, they told my boyfriend to look.. and he said he saw my entire insides, and that he's scarred for life... haha.

    I've never seen the afterbirth though :(
    it looks like you expelled props from a Saw movie :-&
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,700 spicy boy
    monicaa said:

    Jobe said:

    Protip - watch the flurry of activity when the baby is born.... You font want to see the afterbirth come out. Dat shit nasty looking bro.

    I have C-Sections, but when when they pulled Kingsley out, they told my boyfriend to look.. and he said he saw my entire insides, and that he's scarred for life... haha.

    I've never seen the afterbirth though :(
    :-t
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    She is 4-5 still. But I've been watching monitors on her and other girls in the hospital all day so I know what the build up of activity looks like to know when its about time to push and everything. Its interesting as hell
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    The anticipation...
  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    She's not progressing very fast. Hope she starts to soon .What time did her water break ? :)
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    They broke it at 1:30 pm. Both the baby and courtney are perfectly fine and the doctor said since she is a first timer if it stays with good health he will let her go for a while. I know its usually 24 hours but It could go past that before they decide c section. Based on what I saw a while ago on the monitors I think there will be a little progress
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Awesome! Sometimes it's such a LOOONG process. But it sounds like you guys have an awesome doctor. Most doctors these days are SOOO quick to give a c-section. How's mama feelin?
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Shes feeling great with the epidural lol. Shes sleeping right now. The doctors here prefer natural and also like to wait until the last resort for a c section.

    Some hospitals and doctors groups will try and lie to people or get them to do a c section because a lot of times its cheaper for insurance and insurance rules the roost a lot of time. So you have to know about everything going in including how to say no and know the doctors group before using them.
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Georgex said:

    mrAPE said:

    But I've been watching monitors on other girls

    \m/
    I know you're being funny but its cool because all of the nurses in each room can see everyones contraction and heart rate chart to help out if needed.
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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