Thank you based god. Getting ready to take a dab and my nail is missing so I start getting pissed and concerned I lost it. Re-trace the steps from earlier and I found it outside \m/
So question, I got a good chance of landing this job at Home Depot, but they drug test. They said if I get the job I'll get a call some time early next week, and then I assume the drug test would be later in the week or possibly the next week. So the plan is to not smoke until then and let it clear out a bit, but point blank that still ain't gonna pass me.
So what is my best course? Those detox drinks work? I know some of yall have mentioned fake piss, where would I get it and how big of a dent is it gonna put on my bread?
I can't remember when I smoked last...Sunday or Monday I believe? So it could possibly be 3 weeks since the last time I smoked by time the drug test comes up, plus I don't smoke every day since I'm broke and can't buy my own currently, my boys been smokin me up, (Inb4 mooch, I've never asked, they just come thru and blaze me up cause they my brothers.) so I been averaging maybe 3-4 times a week, once a day. So it could POSSIBLY clear out naturally by then, but due to the desperation of how badly I need a job, I'd rather not risk that.
You already know all your options. Use fake urine, see what options they have for it as far as temperatures etc. Spend 5 minutes looking it up on google. If that option isnt economical for you, get a cleaner. Its the second best option. There is 2 general types, a full detox made to clean you out completly or a quick clean you take an hour before. If you cant do that, quit and pound liquids.THC sticks to fat cells in your body, so the leaner you are the faster it gets out of your system. Take a nice healthy piss before you go in to test and drink more fluids.
Detox hard. take those detox drinks, work out a lot, drink a ton of water, etc. Also, when you piss in the cup, you're supposed to use mid-stream piss. Start peeing in the toilet, then piss in the cup, and then finish up back in the toilet. Apparently, a lot of pro athletes on PED's use that trick. I'm not really sure how well it works doe. I've never taken a drug test.
All the glass blowers around here are fucking Jews. Charging $100 to re attach the joint to my fritted disk Simba just because its worked glass. It's just colored glass you dumbfuck, I honestly dont give a shit if the color is messed up a little bit as long as it fucking works again. Damn I need to learn how to blow glass myself. That would be dope as fuck.
I had not smoked for 3 weeks to the day when I had my drug test. Also when I got offered the job I had to take it within 48 hours. So that day before I drank a shit ton of water and cranberry juice.
Death is not the worst of evils.
You can't be down, when you're always high.
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So what is my best course? Those detox drinks work? I know some of yall have mentioned fake piss, where would I get it and how big of a dent is it gonna put on my bread?
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