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  • fucketh_thine_selffucketh_thine_self Posts: 3,363 just the tip
    but i have smoked resin when i had absolutley nothing else but probably havent had to in about 5 years
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Dude, when it came down to either smoking resin or waiting for my dealer to deliver later in the day, I didn't smoke in the meantime. Just waited. Not smoke the remains lol.
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  • LiveFreeDieLiveFreeDie Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers
    When I think of smoking resin, I think of it like this... all the shit that didn't make it into your lungs the first time is going in now.
    Death is not the worst of evils. You can't be down, when you're always high.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,841 spicy boy
    you guys are pussayz
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,764 spicy boy
    Just smoked a blunt of that bud, Im so high.
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Have a handful of good stories from the last few days.

    One: Halloween night, I smoked some medical G13 (grown for cancer patients) to myself and then headed over to my friends party.

    On the way over, my iPod touch nano got all fucked up and started glitching up really badly, like it was naming off the song and title with voiceover (even though I had that setting off) and I couldn't figure out what the hell was going on. Then, it got even worse. It was starting to use voiceover to read off every single command every time I pushed the screen to make it do something else (example: It would say "skip song", "screen off", "scroll left", etc) and it got so glitched and distorted that it was starting to make me a little bit uneasy.

    The last thing it said before I finally gave up and turned it off was the title of an interlude track from the new Twiztid album. It read it off with the track time, so it said:

    "Unable To Cry For Help or To Escape From A Seemingly Impending Evil - Two minutes and forty-two seconds".

    I got it shut off, and that's the last thing I heard from it. Then I realized what it had just said.

    Earlier in the evening, I had performed a pagan ritual with some other friends. Technology is known to fuck up when there are spirits present. So I was worried that I had fucked up an accidentally unleashed some kind of demon or something. Needless to say, I walked to my buddies house pretty fast. I even called them on the way to tell them I was almost there, so if I didn't show up, they would know something happened.

    Come to find out later, some chick got murdered and/or raped in the park right next to his house. I can't remember if it was both, or one or the other, but still.

  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

    2) this one ties into the first story.

    While I was at my buddies party, I explained what happened and showed them my glitchPod, and it still hasn't been fixed. I completely wiped my iPod clean and I'm redownloading the most recent update.

    So my gorgeous friend knows where to get some really good shit, and the guy sells it to her for Ten a gram. We think it's just because she's super-gorgeous, but we don't complain. Me and her chipped in five bucks each so we could get another gram, and she even gave me a nice-sized portion of it to take home with me.

    I need to stress that I can't BELIEVE we got this stuff for ten a gram. No idea what it is, but we were all GONE. So I took my shit with me and headed home after a while, and I SWEAR I had it in my pocket with me the whole time. But, not for the first time, I woke up, checked my pants, and, not for the first time, my weed had mysteriously vanished out of my pocket.

    After I got out of work, I walked around retracing my steps, because this stuff is worth taking a walk to try to find. I had it stashed in a milk duds box, but I knew it was hopeless anyway. At least I was getting exercise.

    One of the places my journey took me to was this gas station that I go to all the time (and I had stopped their the previous night because I'm friends with most of the clerks) and it was in the afternoon, so this really cool and pretty girl was working there. I met her last year through a dual-enrollment class I had at the community college. Same age as me and everything and now she works at the gas station I go to all the time. So I walked in and started talking to her a little bit about what I was doing, and we were just joking back and forth.

    Maybe it's a GOOD thing I lost my weed, because we ended up exchanging numbers to plan to smoke together sometime. :D which is awesome.

    I never did find my weed, but oh well.
  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    sbs_will said:



    I never did find my weed, but oh well.

    you ate it

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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Silly goose.
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  • TiradesOfTruthTiradesOfTruth Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers
    About out of my white widow :( on the plus side I found a old stash in a shoe box in my closet \m/
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,073 master of ceremonies
    So last month my friend got like $500 worth of weed (I don't know the measurement, but it was a giant bag's worth). We had so much that we could basically smoke as much as we wanted right then and there, take it back to our hometown and sell it to classmates and still make an insane profit (benefits of living in a rich suburban town). Anyways, we're just packing bowl after bowl, and I say to him "what would you do if I just took a handful of this pot and ate it?" He death glared me as if I were serious and we continued smoking
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Alex said:

    Silly goose.

    No way, I wasn't THAT high. I swear, the box I had it in was in my pocket the whole time.
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,764 spicy boy
    Xenocide said:

    So last month my friend got like $500 worth of weed (I don't know the measurement, but it was a giant bag's worth). We had so much that we could basically smoke as much as we wanted right then and there, take it back to our hometown and sell it to classmates and still make an insane profit (benefits of living in a rich suburban town). Anyways, we're just packing bowl after bowl, and I say to him "what would you do if I just took a handful of this pot and ate it?" He death glared me as if I were serious and we continued smoking

    I do that all the time lol
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    work gym weed bars repeat
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Green Crack \m/ I love you so <3
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Green crack mixed with the last of my medical G13......tasty!
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,073 master of ceremonies
    this accurately describes what it feels like every time I smoke

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=5VYkYzsF-tM&feature=endscreen
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,764 spicy boy
    Just smoked a big óle ball of res
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,764 spicy boy
    At least you have a reason for them being low :-bd
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