I walk into the bathroom before school today and the whole place smells like weed. I stand at my urinal and I look across to the guy at the other end, and then he grins, and all of a sudden, smoke starts billowing up above him like a mushroom cloud.
him: "u smoke?" me: "yeah"
Then his friend jumps up over the wall of the stall and his like, "dont tell on us lil bro!" me: dont worry, haha, I wont.
So then i'm on my way out and the dude is like, "hey yo dude u wanna hit this?" "naw im good. thanks though, man".
Damn, I should have taken a hit. If only i hadnt have been scared of getting caught.
It was not fun sitting in a chair leaning all the way back with some chicks hands in my mouth picking and prodding at my teeth. Then she used the buffer tool that cleans and polishes your teeth... most awkward feeling ever.
Death is not the worst of evils.
You can't be down, when you're always high.
Tonight was full of win and fail. First off we put a good 40 miles on the car zig zagging through toledo and walbridge. The chick I've been wanting to hang out with bailed..then my other friend joined us. So we smoked with my friends dad who was high as fuck before we even got to his house. After doing so, we went to not one, not two, but THREE movie theatres, and didn't watch one movie. But it was a good night.
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him: "u smoke?"
me: "yeah"
Then his friend jumps up over the wall of the stall and his like, "dont tell on us lil bro!"
me: dont worry, haha, I wont.
So then i'm on my way out and the dude is like,
"hey yo dude u wanna hit this?"
"naw im good. thanks though, man".
Damn, I should have taken a hit. If only i hadnt have been scared of getting caught.
they basically locked down the school when they smelled that shit
im soo lucky
You need a bong
Done it
It was not fun sitting in a chair leaning all the way back with some chicks hands in my mouth picking and prodding at my teeth. Then she used the buffer tool that cleans and polishes your teeth... most awkward feeling ever.
WIN
i wouldnt pay $10 for an ounce of shake
I think you got ripped off man.
i think i know what im talking about