So I can finally say I've had a stoner adventure lolz.
So today, I went to go get that lovely bud up above, and I also planned on smoking out 2 of my old homies that I haven't seen in like a year. So, We all met up with like 5 other kids, and this one kid there smoked us out on a bowl, and then we smoked some of my Green Crack that I bought, and this bitch there packed another bowl of hers, so we were all stoned out of our minds (We were in a forest, BTW.) and we all left afterwards, split up into me and my 2 brahs, and the other group went their separate way. So we're walking across this huge field, and it was sunny as Hell and just beautiful out, and I literally felt like I was in a movie. So we finally got to a 4 way busy ass intersection and all stared at eachother. So I was like "We gonna play Frogger?" we were standing there for over 10 minutes because we were too high to figure out how to get across or even attempt to. After we finally did, we were somewhat close to my house, so they asked if I wanted to smoke them out on another bowl, so I figured why the fuck not. We were close to the police station, so we walked down the train tracks, and went into a deep ditch leading into a field. Well we smoked, had a little bit left, probably like a hit's worth, and we see a train coming, so, being retarded high, we all flipped shit and I panicked and ran deeper into the field, and there was barbed wire blocking the way and I was like "FUCK DUDE THERE'S FUCKING BARBED WIRE WE'RE FUCKED." so my ginger friend, like a fucking dumbass, James Bonds that shit, goes fucking charging at the barbed wire and completely destroys and knocks over the fence, but he landed directly on it and got cut the fuck up lolol. After that we were all just laughing our asses off for like 10 minutes straight.
Lol wait to you get older and are able to move bigger places easier. I drove me and my friends the wrong way for at least 45 minutes after a show one time...We were so high we didn't give a damn, and almost kept going just to see where we ended up. Or there was one night we covered about 70 miles driving all over the place trying to figure out what the fuck to do.
I have a large pile of Super Lemon Haze kief that I am saving up for the 20th. Half a joint will get you beyond retarded. I have about 10 joints worth already ;-)
10 joints worth? Holy fuck! You smoke a shit ton of weed Jobe. I would too if I had to drive 4 hours on a daily basis.
Shut up dick, I have a medical condition!
So, a question for Jobe (Or anyone who knows, really.)
What's better? Since I've heard conflicting opinions on this.
Dry and dense? Or: Sticky and dense?
A lot of people say sticky, but I've also heard it adds a lot of water weight, and you get less bud.
Better is based on opinion, what works best for you. I'll take sticky over dry any day though, dry weed burns up too fast. Plus, most of the "sticky" is resin oils and cannabiniods. My criteria when given a choice is anything with heavy odor and frosted with trics. If you open a jar or a bag, and instantly the whole rooms smells like skunks, you know you are in for a treat.
Yea that's how the Green Crack I posted above is. Seriously the best bud I've ever seen in person. Beautiful bud. Literally sparkled under light from all the crystals. And I only have a G of it, and as soon as I opened the bag the room reeked. Sticky and dense as all Hell though, literally got my fingers sticky. Smoke tastes really fruity too. Love it.
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So today, I went to go get that lovely bud up above, and I also planned on smoking out 2 of my old homies that I haven't seen in like a year. So, We all met up with like 5 other kids, and this one kid there smoked us out on a bowl, and then we smoked some of my Green Crack that I bought, and this bitch there packed another bowl of hers, so we were all stoned out of our minds (We were in a forest, BTW.) and we all left afterwards, split up into me and my 2 brahs, and the other group went their separate way. So we're walking across this huge field, and it was sunny as Hell and just beautiful out, and I literally felt like I was in a movie. So we finally got to a 4 way busy ass intersection and all stared at eachother. So I was like "We gonna play Frogger?" we were standing there for over 10 minutes because we were too high to figure out how to get across or even attempt to. After we finally did, we were somewhat close to my house, so they asked if I wanted to smoke them out on another bowl, so I figured why the fuck not. We were close to the police station, so we walked down the train tracks, and went into a deep ditch leading into a field. Well we smoked, had a little bit left, probably like a hit's worth, and we see a train coming, so, being retarded high, we all flipped shit and I panicked and ran deeper into the field, and there was barbed wire blocking the way and I was like "FUCK DUDE THERE'S FUCKING BARBED WIRE WE'RE FUCKED." so my ginger friend, like a fucking dumbass, James Bonds that shit, goes fucking charging at the barbed wire and completely destroys and knocks over the fence, but he landed directly on it and got cut the fuck up lolol. After that we were all just laughing our asses off for like 10 minutes straight.
Ahahaha it was a fucking great day. B-)
Love thoze magic treez so much.
What's better? Since I've heard conflicting opinions on this.
Dry and dense?
Or:
Sticky and dense?
A lot of people say sticky, but I've also heard it adds a lot of water weight, and you get less bud.
"class do you smell a skunk in here" half the class looks at me n starts laughing