Bacon shortage

FLAT

hey, Santa Claus doesn't even exist.

MetalCoresades

WHAT!?

everything I know is a lie X_X

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

MetalJihads said:

thank God, Allah, The Universe, Budda, Odin, and Santa Claus :@)

We will get no help from Allah when it comes to bacon lol.

Gnomez

You yanks are so gullible :@)

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

It was the fucking Brits. We're gonna have to whoop the shit out of them again, when it comes to bacon Americans don't fuck around.

Gnomez

Yeah go invade another country why doncha?

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

We're doing our best to, we have been mean muggin Iran for a bit. Egypt has been being a dick too. Whats the point of having shiny war toys and cock shaped bombs if we can break them out and play with them?

Tiger

Thank god, I thought I was going to have start hunting wild boars, and making my own..

fucketh_thine_self

MetalJihads said:

thank God, Allah, The Universe, Budda, Odin, and Santa Claus :@)

you forgot Lemmy

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

fucketh_thine_self said:

MetalJihads said:

thank God, Allah, The Universe, Budda, Odin, and Santa Claus :@)

you forgot Lemmy

Nah Lemmy was the first one he listed.