omfg my excuse was the best ive ever come up with on the spot i had a tank top on and i was heading out the dorr and my moms like "bianca...there are two hickeys on ur neck" and i said "uhm no i got hit with the birdie from badminton!" shes like "no that didnt happen" so im like "well...one might have been from [insert exboyfriends name here] but not like that! i was sleeping and that how he tried to wake me up!"
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or are we sneaking to pit
lol jk :-P
nice job sir
haha, my mom was like, "You have a hickey on your neck" and she sounded all pissed, so I was all like,
"Thats not a hickey".
"Bullshit".
"No really, I was walking home, and this crazy old dude with a cigar jumped out and burned me in the neck".
i had a tank top on and i was heading out the dorr and my moms like
"bianca...there are two hickeys on ur neck"
and i said "uhm no i got hit with the birdie from badminton!"
shes like "no that didnt happen"
so im like "well...one might have been from [insert exboyfriends name here] but not like that! i was sleeping and that how he tried to wake me up!"
she didnt believe that either...
another time my mom was like,
"What the fuck is with the fang marks on your neck?"
"Ummm....those arent fang marks".
"Bullshit, what are they then?"
And I couldnt come up with anything.