which thing you do when you wake up eventually

Stoned_Catz

fukkerz

SkullAndCrossbones

Brush your teeth (conformists)

take my medicine or pee.

Stoned_Catz

Crack open a Brewsterz

pick one of 5 please

SkullAndCrossbones

Brush your teeth (conformists)

i guess brushing my teeth then even though i usually don't do that till after i shower.

NolaFree810

Take a Shit

first thing i do when i wake up is go back to sleep

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I walk to the door.

Stoned_Catz

Crack open a Brewsterz

you gotta pick one assholez

NolaFree810

Take a Shit

why would you brush your teeth when you just wake up? after breakfast makes more sense

SkullAndCrossbones

Brush your teeth (conformists)

i don't eat breakfast lol

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i don't eat breakfast lol

Same, unless i visit The Doughnut King \:D/

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you gotta pick one assholez

Well you should have more choices available [-(

TortureQueen

Brush your teeth (conformists)

well... it's the closest to the actual first thing i do...... however... sometimes i do suck my man off first but sucking dick wasn't an option and he never has to "make" me do it.

SATAN

Take a Shit

torture queen is a keeper

streets

@-)

I smoke a cigarette as soon as I wake up

Gnomez

well... it's the closest to the actual first thing i do...... however... sometimes i do suck my man off first but sucking dick wasn't an option and he never has to "make" me do it.

:-O

Gnomez

I don't brush till after breakfast
I read the news and shit on my phone around 6:30am when I wake up
Then have a pee
Feed the cat
Make my wife a cup of tea in bed
Have a shower
Etc

TortureQueen

Brush your teeth (conformists)

i would like to thank those who answered brush your teeth, you are prolly well liked by your hygienist.... we usually hear ..... "ummmmm i forgot to brush this morning" *patient opens mouth, green gases arise* the comment they get back " it actually looks like you haven't brushed in a couple of weeks, none of this plaque is new! did you ever wonder why you teeth resembled cottage cheese?"

I totally can understand the take a shit choice, if you gotta go you gotta go.

HOODS

Brush your teeth (conformists)

lol @ Crack open a Brewsterz

SATAN

Take a Shit

brushing my teeth comes after pooping

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brushing my teeth comes after pooping

I would only hope and assume you flush before you brush.

SandyVagina

Wake n Bake

pee is always top priority first thing in the a.m.
and I like to get at least a few chores done before wake'n n' bakin'
THEN I brush my teeth

and don't forget the four S's; Smoke, Shower, Shit and Shave. not necessarily in that order.