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Fuck with people.
Stranger: hii
You: hello?
Stranger: supp
You: my cock
You: for you
You: are you male or female
You: I dont have a preference
You: i just want you
You: I love the way you type
You: I wanna do things to you
You: that are like totally hot
You: like you
Stranger: f
Stranger: you are the definition of a doot
Fuck with people.
Stranger: hii
You: hello?
Stranger: supp
You: my cock
You: for you
You: are you male or female
You: I dont have a preference
You: i just want you
You: I love the way you type
You: I wanna do things to you
You: that are like totally hot
You: like you
Stranger: f
Stranger: you are the definition of a doot
TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
Comments
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: no
You: you first
Stranger: 17 m usa
You: Oh...
Stranger: ?
You: I'm 42 m USA
You: youre too old for me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: not much man
Stranger: asl
You: eleven
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: yo
Stranger: heyy
You: wat up
Stranger: nothing
You: dat coo
You: how old you is
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: I bit my baby
You: How do I fix this?
Stranger: wth
You: Quick!
You: I need to fix it!
Stranger: WTF
You: HELP
Stranger: wat baby
You: My baby!
You: I bit him
Stranger: wat r u doing
You: Now i need to fix this
You: None of your business what I was doing
You: I just need to fix it now!
You: Tell me how
Stranger: fix wat
You: MY BABY
Stranger: wat baby
You: MY
You: BABY
You: That I bit!
Stranger: is it human
You: I need to fix him
You: yes
Stranger: how old are u
You: 24
You: Please
You: I need to fix my baby
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: HOLD ON
You: DONT TYPE YET
You: LISTEN UP
You: AIGHT
You: IMA SET SOME GROUND RULES
You: YOU ARE NOT GONNA START SHIT WITH ME
You: ILL FIGHT YOU
You: DONT TRY TO SEX ME UP NEITHER
You: I GOTTA MAN AIGHT?
Stranger: wtf are u a 12 year old
You: DID I SAY YOU COULD TYPE YET
Stranger: nope
You: THEN STOP
You: FAGGOT
Stranger: but i feel like typing
You: AND THAT MAKES YOU A FAGGOT
Stranger: 12 year old
You: I TOLD YALL NOT TO START SHIRT
Stranger: cant even spell
Stranger: 12 year old who cant spell
You: YO DUMB ASS CAN'T EVEN USE APOSTROPHIES
You: YALL NEED EM FO CONTRACTIONS
Stranger: 12 year old who cant spell and tries to teach grammar
You: DONT BE TRYIN TO LEARN ME
You: WHAT YOU GONNA DO BITCH
Stranger: yo u aint hood aite
You: YOU WANNA GO
You: I BET YOU TRYING TO GET ME IN BED
You: WELL GUESS WHAT BITCH
Stranger: yo ill show you whos the real nigga
You: THIS IS A COMPUTER
You: AINT NO BED
Stranger: you fucking dumbass
You: YALL STUPID
You: CRACKER ASS TRYING TO LEARN ME
You: SHIT
Stranger: yall stupid what a dumb phrase
You: I BEAT A MO FUCKER WHO TRY THAT SHIT WITH ME
Stranger: yo i bet you ur white as fuck trying to be a black little nigger
You: WHAT YOU GONNA DO
Stranger: fuck u up
You: WHAT YOU GONNA DO
You: NOTHING
Stranger: fuck u up
You: CAUSE YOU A BITCH
You: YOU ALL TALK
You: YOU AINT SHIT
Stranger: aite im sick of u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: asl?
You: why?
Stranger: why not
Stranger: ur reallly turning me off
You: i just dont see a legitimate reason why we cant have a convo
You: without info
You: I'm sorry for turning you off
You: how can I turn youf on?
You: **you
Stranger: boy or girl atleast?
You: what are you?
Stranger: imma chick
You: the correct answer is an individual
You: you shallow bitch
Stranger: excuse me hun?
You: oh sorry
You: I said
You: YOU SHALLOW BITCH
Stranger: dude im just kidding this is a 14 year old guy from wisconsin
You: oh cool
Stranger: im not really a chick
You: I love jailbait
You: I'm not really a doctor
You: Do you listen to Pig Destroyer?
Stranger: no i dont
You: fag
You: fucking faggot
You: go suck a dick faggot
You: you little cunt
You: fucktard
You: little shit
You: punk ass bitch
Stranger: hoe ass bitch hole cock sucker mother fucker
You: that was pretty gay
Stranger: u perfected retardation
You: scrath that...THAT was gay
You: *scratch
Stranger: not really.....u just take it in a gay way u catcher
You: I want you
Stranger: i dont want you
You: Too bad
You: Rape isn't mutual
You: You are bad
Stranger: i just want some nude pics from chicks dude
Stranger: not u
Stranger: whoever the hell you are
You: I want your dick
You: I want to touch your dick to mine
You: We shall masturbate each other
Stranger: i find this very offesive to a 14 year old kid to a probally 42 year old man
You: And we will cum in each other's urethra's
You: I'm going to make love to you
You: Too bad you won't live to feel it
Stranger: ok im gonnna leave so u and ur pals that are probally laughing at ur side can have fun
You: Feel the emotion
You: The passion
You: THE FURY
Stranger: THE GAYNESSS!!!!!!!!!!! OH YES
You: WE SHALL BECOME THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS
You: BE ONE WITH ME
You: ACCEPT IT
Stranger: nah
You: WE SHALL BATHE IN THE GREAT LAKES
You: WE SHALL SHOWER IN THE URINE OF A BLACK MAN
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
Stranger: omg
You: WE SHALL BE ONE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
uhm i dont get my period for another 3 days according to my birth control
chatroulette > this shit
NEXTTT
kthnxbai
i dont have my period yet
there is no tampon in my vag to take out
la duhhhh
i come here looking for entertainment
which you so graciously provide