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Major facepalm situation I'm in right now/ DINOSAUR TALKZ
Alright so get this:
So there's this girl who I went to prom with last year who I kind of fell out of with. In other words, I don't really like her much anymore. She's annoying and uses worse insults than a toddler. But she really likes me.
She now goes to my college and to top it off, she lives in the building next to me.
Now here's the fucked up/funny part: Her parents are now threatening to (continue) blackmailing me if I don't go out with their daughter. L-OH-FUCKING-L.
So there's this girl who I went to prom with last year who I kind of fell out of with. In other words, I don't really like her much anymore. She's annoying and uses worse insults than a toddler. But she really likes me.
She now goes to my college and to top it off, she lives in the building next to me.
Now here's the fucked up/funny part: Her parents are now threatening to (continue) blackmailing me if I don't go out with their daughter. L-OH-FUCKING-L.
I love winning with women
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I'm not even kidding.
idc
and the male would bite the female while they were fucking
interesting
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
did everyone know that a t-rex dick was 6 feet long?
and the male would bite the female while they were fucking
interesting
y00z would sux a 6 foot dickz huhz
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
and just so you know
mastodons and mammoths were COMPLETELY different
they had different types of teeth
and the male would bite the female while they were fucking
interesting"
OMG I WAS WATCHING THAT TOOOOOOOO.
"mastodons roamed new york during prehistoric times
and just so you know
mastodons and mammoths were COMPLETELY different
they had different types of teeth"
AND THATTT!
@sbs_will: the "innapropriate" past comments on my fb. lol