You know you've been on the mayhem forums too long when....

Shane

when you can start putting names to venues when u see someones tour shirt

Stoned_Catz

you notice that everyonez poz0rz and dontz knowz Metulz from theyz ass

Santana

You're the only one on cuz you have nothing better to do

Stoned_Catz

burrrpz

Santana

You can't think of any other websites to go on BUT the mayhem forums

laurjohn2

your wife becomes a member on the forums

Brian

When you start saying interwebz to other people and they have no fucking idea what you are talking about.

Stoned_Catz

itza INTRAWEBZ

Brian

Na man, yall crazy

sbs_will

when you start telling people that the band they like is faLze MeTuHlz

That_Guy_Arlo

When you tell someone the band they like is only for girls and gays.

sbs_will

^Ive done that

Gazorpazorpfield

When you jerk off to the vanilla logo.

That_Guy_Arlo

Same here Will. One of my friends was like "I'm totally getting into that screamo stuff you like now dude, I friggin love The Devil Wears Prada!" Too much facepalm to deal with at once.

sbs_will

wow thats.........wow. Too much facepalm even for dave mustaine.

one of my friends was like,
"Dude have you ever heard of attack! attack!"

and I was like "Attack attack is for girls and gays"

OPP

When you start yelling "FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" when something goes wrong.

sbs_will

^ I do that sometimes

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

when you find a boyfriend from across the country

Gazorpazorpfield

When you have managed to talk to a cat

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

when you get hit on by a cat

JLRedWing13

"When you start yelling "FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" when something goes wrong."

This lol.