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Man Survives Bite On Testicle By Deadly Tasmanian Tiger Snake.

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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    No. I'll go get a prostitute if he wants his dick sucked that bad
    Wouldn't you want your last feeling on earth to be a good one?
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    >Making sexual jokes
    >Get uncomfortable when women are discussed on turntables

    /:)
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    >Making sexual jokes
    >Get uncomfortable when women are discussed on turntables

    /:)
    Would you do it? :-?
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    No. I'll go get a prostitute if he wants his dick sucked that bad
    Wouldn't you want your last feeling on earth to be a good one?
    Sure. But I'm not going to be a douchbag about it and be like "Hey..I'm probably gona die from this snake bite..you should suck my dick to make me feel better". The guy lived anyway
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    No. I'll go get a prostitute if he wants his dick sucked that bad
    Wouldn't you want your last feeling on earth to be a good one?
    Sure. But I'm not going to be a douchbag about it and be like "Hey..I'm probably gona die from this snake bite..you should suck my dick to make me feel better". The guy lived anyway
    You have a dick? @-)
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    >Making sexual jokes
    >Get uncomfortable when women are discussed on turntables

    /:)
    Would you do it? :-?
    Yes. If it was one of my best friends or close family, I would.

    But that comeback doesn't even pertain to what I pointed out.
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    >Making sexual jokes
    >Get uncomfortable when women are discussed on turntables

    /:)
    Would you do it? :-?
    Yes. If it was one of my best friends or close family, I would.

    But that comeback doesn't even pertain to what I pointed out.
    It wasn't a comeback, srs question. :|
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    No, but I proved my point
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    id suck the venom out of leahs dick
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    If Scarlet Johansson ever gets bit on the boob by a snake, call me.
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    :|
    Oh like you wouldn't do it.
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Sorry, I'm not sucking venom out of my friends penis. I would rush them to a hospital instead
    ITT: Leah proves she is a shitty friend
    LOL Did exactly what I was gonna do.

  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    People seem to ignore the fact that sucking out venom can make things worse for both people
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    No. It needs to enter directly into the bloodstream. Getting it in your mouth and spitting it out won't do anything. He'd still need medical attention, but sucking it out would save him for a little longer.
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    :|
    Oh like you wouldn't do it.
    yeah, I wouldn't.
    I'm sure anyone would suck on these if given the changed, men or woman, gay or strait, doesn't matter.

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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    edited February 2012
    Not if you have any kind of cut in your mouth or anything. I wouldn't do it. If that makes me a shitty friend that's fine with me. I would tell the person to stay as calm at possible, make sure the bite is below the heart, and if it's on a leg or the damn penis to tie something around it to slow blood flow greatly. I am not putting my mouth on someones nasty penis to suck venom out when there are other ways to go about it
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    if only trixie was here to explain the truth to all of us
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    " While applying mechanical suction (such as with a Sawyer Extractor) has been recommended by many authorities in the past, it is highly unlikely that it will remove any significant amount of venom, and it is possible that suction could actually increase local tissue damage. This technique is, in general, no longer recommended but is still listed as a treatment technique in many medical publications. If a person decides to try this technique, the instructions should be carefully followed.

    The two guiding principles for care often conflict during evacuation from remote areas. First, the victim should get to an emergency care facility as quickly as possible because antivenin (medicine to counteract the poisonous effects of the snake's venom) could be life-saving. Second, the affected limb should be used as little as possible to delay absorption and circulation of the venom.

    Do NOT cut and suck. Cutting into the bite site can damage underlying organs, increase the risk of infection, and sucking on the bite site does not result in venom removal.

    Do NOT use ice. Ice does not deactivate the venom and can cause frostbite.

    Do NOT use electric shocks. The shocks are not effective and could cause burns or electrical problems to the heart.

    Do NOT use alcohol. Alcohol may deaden the pain, but it also makes the local blood vessels bigger, which can increase venom absorption.

    Do NOT use tourniquets or constriction bands. These have not been proven effective, may cause increased tissue damage, and could cost the victim a limb.
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  • TiradesOfTruthTiradesOfTruth Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers
    if only trixie was here to explain the truth to all of us
    lmao
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