No. I'll go get a prostitute if he wants his dick sucked that bad
Wouldn't you want your last feeling on earth to be a good one?
Sure. But I'm not going to be a douchbag about it and be like "Hey..I'm probably gona die from this snake bite..you should suck my dick to make me feel better". The guy lived anyway
No. I'll go get a prostitute if he wants his dick sucked that bad
Wouldn't you want your last feeling on earth to be a good one?
Sure. But I'm not going to be a douchbag about it and be like "Hey..I'm probably gona die from this snake bite..you should suck my dick to make me feel better". The guy lived anyway
No. It needs to enter directly into the bloodstream. Getting it in your mouth and spitting it out won't do anything. He'd still need medical attention, but sucking it out would save him for a little longer.
Not if you have any kind of cut in your mouth or anything. I wouldn't do it. If that makes me a shitty friend that's fine with me. I would tell the person to stay as calm at possible, make sure the bite is below the heart, and if it's on a leg or the damn penis to tie something around it to slow blood flow greatly. I am not putting my mouth on someones nasty penis to suck venom out when there are other ways to go about it
" While applying mechanical suction (such as with a Sawyer Extractor) has been recommended by many authorities in the past, it is highly unlikely that it will remove any significant amount of venom, and it is possible that suction could actually increase local tissue damage. This technique is, in general, no longer recommended but is still listed as a treatment technique in many medical publications. If a person decides to try this technique, the instructions should be carefully followed.
The two guiding principles for care often conflict during evacuation from remote areas. First, the victim should get to an emergency care facility as quickly as possible because antivenin (medicine to counteract the poisonous effects of the snake's venom) could be life-saving. Second, the affected limb should be used as little as possible to delay absorption and circulation of the venom.
Do NOT cut and suck. Cutting into the bite site can damage underlying organs, increase the risk of infection, and sucking on the bite site does not result in venom removal.
Do NOT use ice. Ice does not deactivate the venom and can cause frostbite.
Do NOT use electric shocks. The shocks are not effective and could cause burns or electrical problems to the heart.
Do NOT use alcohol. Alcohol may deaden the pain, but it also makes the local blood vessels bigger, which can increase venom absorption.
Do NOT use tourniquets or constriction bands. These have not been proven effective, may cause increased tissue damage, and could cost the victim a limb.
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>Get uncomfortable when women are discussed on turntables
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But that comeback doesn't even pertain to what I pointed out.
The two guiding principles for care often conflict during evacuation from remote areas. First, the victim should get to an emergency care facility as quickly as possible because antivenin (medicine to counteract the poisonous effects of the snake's venom) could be life-saving. Second, the affected limb should be used as little as possible to delay absorption and circulation of the venom.
Do NOT cut and suck. Cutting into the bite site can damage underlying organs, increase the risk of infection, and sucking on the bite site does not result in venom removal.
Do NOT use ice. Ice does not deactivate the venom and can cause frostbite.
Do NOT use electric shocks. The shocks are not effective and could cause burns or electrical problems to the heart.
Do NOT use alcohol. Alcohol may deaden the pain, but it also makes the local blood vessels bigger, which can increase venom absorption.
Do NOT use tourniquets or constriction bands. These have not been proven effective, may cause increased tissue damage, and could cost the victim a limb.