The Official Drama Thread

Stoned_Catz

so, my buddyz chick calls me cuz he's beatin on her or something... she left a frantic voice mail she wants to talk with this chick friend of mine right and give her chix number gawd dramaz

so, i feel bad right give her the number... 15 minz later i get a call from the other chix "wtf? you gave that bitch my number, i dont care if her boyfriend knocks the shit out of her blah blah blah"

so, whateva

:-?

mrAPE

Pity post

Necrothulhu

Stoned_Catz

:-?

fukkov

Stoned_Catz

quit spammin the thread bitch

SATAN

i thought it was a very heartfelt story. and you told it with such vitality

Guru

He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature. 8-X

Stoned_Catz

i thought it was a very heartfelt story. and you told it with such vitality

ya well it goes on.... turns out dude fukked a 15 yrole chick and heez like 27 now the teenybopper is sayin she's pregnant that was last week... now this week heez back together with the dumb bitch she bought him a droid phone he threw it and smashed it outta anger and blah blah blah..... i told them they need to quit bringin theyre goddamn dramaz around here

SATAN

i thought it was a very heartfelt story. and you told it with such vitality

ya well it goes on.... turns out dude fukked a 15 yrole chick and heez like 27 now the teenybopper is sayin she's pregnant that was last week... now this week heez back together with the dumb bitch she bought him a droid phone he threw it and smashed it outta anger and blah blah blah..... i told them they need to quit bringin theyre goddamn dramaz around here

well, that only leave one question: was the 15 yr old hot? :-?

Stoned_Catz

lol... proly not..... <_>

but, he told me she was lying...

i said: dude youre gonna be a sex offender

he said: nah her mom was cool with it they aint gonna turn me in

8-|

SATAN

lol... proly not..... <_>

but, he told me she was lying...

i said: dude youre gonna be a sex offender

he said: nah her mom was cool with it they aint gonna turn me in

8-|

was buttsechz involved? :-?

SATAN

might as well go all-out, right?

Stoned_Catz

dude is gonna end up in prison... everyone knows it fukkin happened

SATAN

how do you know him?

Stoned_Catz

i live in a small town everbody knowz everberyone

SATAN

is his ex nice lookin'?

Stoned_Catz

theyz still together dude and no

SATAN

any new drama?

Stoned_Catz

lolz..... idk proly, ~:>

SATAN

i got drama

Gnomez

This calls for....
The Drama Llama 
Or is that the Drama Camel?