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Hulk Hogan to shave mustache, and the backlash ensues(very funny)
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Hulk Hogan says that he's shaving his beard. Hogan told TMZ yesterday that he's going to shave his beard and his head to get ready for some movie try-outs.
"I'm getting ready to go on some auditions," he said. "I'm getting ready to shave my head and my mustache. So that should be scary ..."
Hogan added he's much better after his near-disastrous dental surgery yesterday as well, saying, "Theme for the day is ... kids, take care of your teeth."
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The chairman of the American Mustache Institute, Dr. Aaron Perlut, tells TMZ.com that he is upset with Hulk Hogan's plans to shave off his mustache. He told the website that Hogan is "seen as a longtime leading figure in the sexually dynamic Mustached American community."
Perlut continues, "Not only would the removal of his lower nose foliage cause angels in heaven to die and fall to earth -- as is written in biblical texts -- but it would send a poor message to young people of Mustached American descent who wish to embrace the Mustached American experience."
"We do hope that Mr. Hogan, for whom we have great reverence, reconsiders shaving his upper lip shading device as millions of those he has inspired would be greatly let down, leading to mass chaos and deep bouts of depression in the Mustached American community."
"I'm getting ready to go on some auditions," he said. "I'm getting ready to shave my head and my mustache. So that should be scary ..."
Hogan added he's much better after his near-disastrous dental surgery yesterday as well, saying, "Theme for the day is ... kids, take care of your teeth."
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The chairman of the American Mustache Institute, Dr. Aaron Perlut, tells TMZ.com that he is upset with Hulk Hogan's plans to shave off his mustache. He told the website that Hogan is "seen as a longtime leading figure in the sexually dynamic Mustached American community."
Perlut continues, "Not only would the removal of his lower nose foliage cause angels in heaven to die and fall to earth -- as is written in biblical texts -- but it would send a poor message to young people of Mustached American descent who wish to embrace the Mustached American experience."
"We do hope that Mr. Hogan, for whom we have great reverence, reconsiders shaving his upper lip shading device as millions of those he has inspired would be greatly let down, leading to mass chaos and deep bouts of depression in the Mustached American community."
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