Summer slaughter 2013

mrAPE

I'm too fat to be a "karate kicker"

SATAN

ooooookay 8-|

jag

Givez a fuckz about marblez n bitchz and lildickz [-(

Gazorpazorpfield

We are inching our way to white trash levels.

OPP

We like to have fun here

jag

That's racist.

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

ITT: Satan shows he is a little bitch.

mrAPE

Jake, how did the date go?

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Pretty good we went to this hard rock pizza place for dinner than went up to this mountain overlooking the city for a while. Cops came and harassed us for being on the mountain so we left. It started snowing like crazy on the way down we couldn't see a foot in front of the car. But we finally made it to my house and I made some coffee and we hung out until like 4 am. She is a keeper.

/coolstorybro

mrAPE

Okay, during that story there should be a happy ending part. Either on top of the mountain at home or both!

Gazorpazorpfield

I was thinking right when he said they couldn't see a foot in front of the car, that's where they pull over and the funky bass kicks in.

mrAPE

So many opportunities. All wasted...

OPP

I was thinking right when he said they couldn't see a foot in front of the car, that's where they pull over and the funky bass kicks in.

If Jake's date was an RL Stein choose-your-own-path-story, I'd pick this one.

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

I really like this girl. Givez a fukk bout putting out on first dates [-(

mrAPE

Lol. My story with my wife is somewhat similar.
Jake you gon marry that girl!

Chicken_Fucker

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jag

Givez a fuckz aboutz givin a fuckz. Doeznt confrontz meh [-(

SATAN

ITT: Satan shows he is a little bitch.

you guys are a bunch of queers if you think me dropping marbles on a norma jean karate fest is a bad thing. seriously. fuck you

mrAPE

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WakeOfAshes

i went to an aild/norma jean show for free once because my friend worked at the venue. i took a bag of marbles and dropped them on the floor during the karate kicking point of norma jean's first song. shit was lol-tacular

) ) that is awesome! I wish I had thought of that... Been to a few shows where that would have been useful and I imagine very funny..