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GAME: Make The Previous Sentence Sound Perverted
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Gnomez
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master of ceremonies
October 2011
My foot hurts when I get tied up in stirrups and a dog collar
It's raining outside
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Heisenberg
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balls deep
October 2011
It's raining cum outside...
I like turtles...
Mayhem Denver '08, Albuquereque '09/'10/'11 2012 ?????????
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streets
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just the tip
October 2011
I like turtles in my ass
Dont tell your parents...
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WakeOfAshes
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destroyer of motherfuckers
October 2011
Don't tell your parents... ladies
Don't forget to floss
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Bottle_Tree
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just the tip
October 2011
Don't forget to floss your chunky shrimp from in between your meat curtains.
I saw a frog.
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SATAN
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spicy boy
October 2011
i saw a frog in a monkey's hand and the monkey...oh...oh, no...
when i was 5...
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ProdigalSon
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October 2011
When I was 5 I had my a penis shoved down
Iron Maiden is coming to Dallas...
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MenAreTrash
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spicy boy
October 2011
Iron Maiden is coming in your Dallas
Call me Ishmael.
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WakeOfAshes
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October 2011
Call me Ishmael, while I call you the the ex-virgin marry.
Help, I've fallen into a well...
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MenAreTrash
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spicy boy
October 2011
edited October 2011
Help, I've fallen in your well and can't get out.
Good morning.
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Gnomez
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October 2011
There's nothing better than a good morning blowjob
Tomorrow is Friday
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SkullAndCrossbones
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October 2011
is friday "hump a sheep day" in your country?
im wearing a sweatshirt.
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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Gnomez
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October 2011
Everyday is hump a sheep day here Skully
Except for T-Ewes-Days
I'm wearing a sweatshirt but I can be naked in 0.03 seconds
I like chocolate smeared all over my knob
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It's raining outside
I like turtles...
Dont tell your parents...
Don't forget to floss
I saw a frog.
when i was 5...
Iron Maiden is coming to Dallas...
Call me Ishmael.
Help, I've fallen into a well...
Good morning.
Tomorrow is Friday
im wearing a sweatshirt.
Except for T-Ewes-Days
I'm wearing a sweatshirt but I can be naked in 0.03 seconds
I like chocolate smeared all over my knob