We had these keepsake books we filled out when we were kids in school and I filled out in first grade that I wanted to be an airline stewardess.
Way to aim high.
"Teacher, I wanna be a sky prostitute!"
idk about you.. but the last couple of times I was on an airplane the stewardes's were either fat, ugly, old, a gay guy, or some combination of the two.. Im just saying that they wouldnt of been my first guess at a prostitute
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I'd rather be an astronaut then what I am now.
also, "supreme ruler of the world Joel" has a nice ring to it. But I am under the impression that given that much power, I'd make full abuse of it. Probably just best that no one makes that one come true. I'd like to think I'd be a fair and benevolent ruler, but the urge to institute palace orgies would be too great to pass up. oh... and the palace would have a "no dudes or non-hot women allowed" signs all over it.
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"Teacher, I wanna be a sky prostitute!"
but the last couple of times I was on an airplane the stewardes's were either fat, ugly, old, a gay guy, or some combination of the two..
Im just saying that they wouldnt of been my first guess at a prostitute
noun
1. a woman flight attendant.
2. a woman who attends to the comfort of passengers on a ship, train, or bus.
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stew·ard [stoo-erd, styoo-]
noun
5. an employee on a ship, train, or bus who waits on and is responsible for the comfort of passengers, takes orders for or distributes food, etc.
Xeno white as hell
also, "supreme ruler of the world Joel" has a nice ring to it. But I am under the impression that given that much power, I'd make full abuse of it. Probably just best that no one makes that one come true. I'd like to think I'd be a fair and benevolent ruler, but the urge to institute palace orgies would be too great to pass up. oh... and the palace would have a "no dudes or non-hot women allowed" signs all over it.