PSA: The Chicken Cow

MenAreTrash

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szxp1f9EnP0

This beast comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero
It can rip your head off
It can fly as high as a bird
It can bite your face

The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow

This beast killed as many as 100,000 people
Its wings can flap like a bird
It can break a glass
It can also stab you in the ass

The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow

This beast attacked my brother
It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold
His hands were frostbitten
His hands were also numb

The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow

HOODS

The Anthem.

MenAreTrash

So you guys, you want to make sure to be inside if it is ever 25 degrees below zero. But if you must be outside, cover your ass. If you don't, it will stab your ass and your hands will be frostbitten. They will also be numb.

Episode

CHICKEN COW GOT THEM MANUEL URIBE THIGHS.

HOODS

I wonder if Catz would buttsecks that?

Episode

LOOOOOOOOOL.

SkullAndCrossbones

so 'The Blob' was based on a true story? :-?