but if you think about it, the midwest (referring to the MI, IN, IL, OH, WI area) is the safest place to be. We don't have hurricanes or earthquakes or tidalwaves and when the antartic starts breaking apart and causing the massive east coast flood and when that super volcano in yellow stone goes off, we'll all be pretty much safe here. *knocks on wood*
Its not hard I take a fifth of Jim beam in every time I go to mayhem or warped tour. Saves on booze I just buy chasers
do you hide it in your ass?
No I either buy an ace bandage or a stretchy knee brace and strap it around my thigh. They are not allowed to pat above the knee on the inside, works every time. Also a little advice if they allow u to take in a bottle by open it before you enter just take a cap in your pocket and ull have water all day
I don't mean offense by this, but are you really big or something? how the helllll do you hide a square bottle like that? lol I can see hiding one of those pint/half pint bottles of jack super easily, but jack and jim bean fifths are pretty bulky
O sorry I buy beam cause they make plastic fifths u open it in lot drink a bit and close it bit squeeze the air out so its really thin
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How creative, Wunder. Did you come up with that all yourself?
I don't want any heat. Fuck that.
That's probably the fat part talking.
I feel bad for saying this is the best picture...because no picture should be the best haha
This house is actually like a 3 minute walk away