Powerball

Gazorpazorpfield

Oh look, this guy has heard a lottery fact before.

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then Ill smear myself in sea lion guts, grab a metal pole, and take my stub to the beach.

Gazorpazorpfield

You gotta play to win. Problem is you're far less likely to win playing random numbers and I don't have the determination to keep playing the same numbers. I remember the first time I bought a powerball ticket I picked random and said I was going to use that as my number. Then i realized I wasn't going to play the lottery like my grandma every week and forgot that shit 

MetalCoresades

almostgr1m said:

then Ill smear myself in sea lion guts, grab a metal pole, and take my stub to the beach.

You get shocked by lightning and eaten by a shark and win the lotto, but cant get the money cause you're dead :-?

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MetalCrusades said:

almostgr1m said:

then Ill smear myself in sea lion guts, grab a metal pole, and take my stub to the beach.

You get shocked by lightning and eaten by a shark and win the lotto, but cant get the money cause you're dead :-?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6bEs3dxjPg

Rex_Capone420

someone from puerto rico  won

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thats probably enough to remodel the whole country

NOCAP

and to buy an eighter at your local dispensary 

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NOCAP

i could always bring back the you fucking bianca in the ass with no lube one.

OPP

way she goes, boys

That_Guy_Arlo

Rex_Capone said:

someone from puerto rico  won

And Princeton fuckin' Texas nigga \m/

Not far from my hometown. Gas station owners won a million bucks for selling it.