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Catz Rapz

Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
edited August 2011 in Off Topic
Bitchz be fly fer teh buttsechz
I be smokin that Indo everydayz
I am in a daze
a gangsterz wif teh distrubutionz
I gatz teh hundredz flowin high
drivin round in meh hot rod
wif meh bitchz distance at meh side
we tokez at 3 in the mornin


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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    image
    cum onz manyne um doin meh new fllowz


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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Woke up quick at about 3
    Just thought that I'd go and smoke some tree
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Catz is lacking in swag.
    Says he smokes flame when he's smoking on schwag.
    His lack of pussy makes me contemplate if he's a fag.
    I think he's a p0z0r 'cause he proclaims "METUHLZ OR GTFO!".
    Well then why you on a forum writing shitty ass flows?
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Erik P to the rescue
    with a 9mil on cue
    Blasting from the past
    shooting poz0rz in da ass
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Catz is lacking in swag.
    Says he smokes flame when he's smoking on schwag.
    His lack of pussy makes me contemplate if he's a fag.
    I think he's a p0z0r 'cause he proclaims "METUHLZ OR GTFO!".
    Well then why you on a forum writing shitty ass flows?
    :-))


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    erik iz a 15 yr ole virgin
    neva had pussae
    but pussae had him
    says heez gonna be a rap star
    wif all the niggaz
    but truth he cant play guitar
    thats why he cant metulz
    says his shits teh best
    but when he goes to reup
    theyz just price gouging his ass


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


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  • JormungandrJormungandr Posts: 1,971 juggalo
    Bitchz be fly fer teh buttsechz
    I be smokin that Indo everydayz
    I am in a daze
    a gangsterz wif teh distrubutionz
    I gatz teh hundredz flowin high
    drivin round in meh hot rod
    wif meh bitchz distance at meh side
    we tokez at 3 in the mornin

    :-))
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    edited August 2011
    shane's a lil bitch
    he posteth pics of himz lil dikk
    erik cries like a bitch
    =cheeze is a bitch
    cdawn wantz catz to buttsechz
    but meh heart belongz to teh distance
    katia hatez on meh...
    i cant figuer why
    but i suspect wunderbread iz ghay
    and Satan will fukk them into his Hell
    Rexcpwnz iza gangsterz reborn
    hoodz posteth pron pics like a jayface
    but catz iza true comedian kingz
    Unknown iza troll
    he wont build us no pollz
    modz contimplate teh banzhammer
    when theyz the onez who should be slammed


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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,664 spicy boy

    hoodz posteth pron pics like a jayface

    :-))
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    west siiiiiiiiiddddddeeeeee


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    shane's a lil bitch
    he posteth pics of himz lil dikk
    erik cries like a bitch
    =cheeze is a bitch
    cdawn wantz catz to buttsechz
    but meh heart belongz to teh distance
    katia hatez on meh...
    i cant figuer why
    but i suspect wunderbread iz ghay
    and Satan will fukk them into his Hell
    Rexcpwnz iza gangsterz reborn
    hoodz posteth pron pics like a jayface
    but catz iza true comedian kingz
    Unknown iza troll
    he wont build us no pollz
    modz contimplate teh banzhammer
    when theyz the onez who should be slammed


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,550 master of ceremonies
    Your rap is flawed catz.....i see no gnomes fucking sheep?
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,550 master of ceremonies
    Catz fapz
    To iPhone apps
    He's got his raps
    They're a load of craps
    He wonderz "whatz the happz"
    After his 2pm napz
    His memoriez full of gapz
    And he can't read no mapz
    He's such a poor sapz
    And yet he has more pics of nood chicks on this forum that any of us ever will :-P
  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    ahahhahahahahhahahahaha
    My Top Albumsidrinkwine732's Profile Page
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,550 master of ceremonies
    Your next Burgandy breath
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Catz fapz
    To iPhone apps
    He's got his raps
    They're a load of craps
    He wonderz "whatz the happz"
    After his 2pm napz
    His memoriez full of gapz
    And he can't read no mapz
    He's such a poor sapz
    And yet he has more pics of nood chicks on this forum that any of us ever will :-P
    :))


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    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,550 master of ceremonies
    ahahhahahahahhahahahaha

    Hey Mr Wine
    You think you're so fine
    ....your life is sublime
    .....you're still in your prime
    .... all your chicks are "A NINE"
    And yet all of the time
    You smell of tuna in brine
    And you don't have a dime
    Coz you drink loads of wine
    But despite these things, I'm....

    ....incredibly jelly that you're going to college to party and chase skirt and to rack up an incredibly huge student debt, in order to graduate after 5 years with......

    An MBA as a Professional Mime
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