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GULCH'S MORBID ANGEL REVIEW: THE GREASTEAST TRICK THE ROGEN EVER PLAYED
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UPON LISTENING TO THE NEW MORBID ANGEL 2 THINGS BECAME VERY CLEAR
1. TECHNO BEATS HAVE NO PLACE IN DEMONIC DEATH METAL
2. IT IS CLEAR THAT SETH ROGEN WROTE THIS ALBUM AND MORBID ANGEL ARE JUST PLAYING WHAT HE WROTE.
FIRST LETS TACKLE NUMBER 1
TECHNO BEATS WERE ACCEPTABLE ON STATIC X'S WISCONSIN DEATH TRIP. PERIOD
NUMBER 2 ON MY LIST
EVIDENCE THAT SETH ROGEN WROTE THIS ALBUM
EXHIBIT A
THE ALBUM WHILE ALMOST BEING FUNNY FELL SHORT AND CAN ONLY BE REFEREED TO AS PATHETIC SUCH AS ALL ROGENS ENDEAVORS
EXHIBIT B
SEE EXHIBIT A
EXHIBIT C
THE ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE A FAT HAIRY UNFUNNY JEW
IN CLOSING I PREY TO THE DARK GODS OF METAL TO SEVER THIS UN-UNHOLY ALLIANCE OF SETH AND MORBID ANGEL SO THAT FUTURE MORBID ANGEL ALBUMS CAN RETURN TO FORM
FUCK OPRAH!!!!!!!
CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMINATION OF THEIR WOMAN
1. TECHNO BEATS HAVE NO PLACE IN DEMONIC DEATH METAL
2. IT IS CLEAR THAT SETH ROGEN WROTE THIS ALBUM AND MORBID ANGEL ARE JUST PLAYING WHAT HE WROTE.
FIRST LETS TACKLE NUMBER 1
TECHNO BEATS WERE ACCEPTABLE ON STATIC X'S WISCONSIN DEATH TRIP. PERIOD
NUMBER 2 ON MY LIST
EVIDENCE THAT SETH ROGEN WROTE THIS ALBUM
EXHIBIT A
THE ALBUM WHILE ALMOST BEING FUNNY FELL SHORT AND CAN ONLY BE REFEREED TO AS PATHETIC SUCH AS ALL ROGENS ENDEAVORS
EXHIBIT B
SEE EXHIBIT A
EXHIBIT C
THE ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE A FAT HAIRY UNFUNNY JEW
IN CLOSING I PREY TO THE DARK GODS OF METAL TO SEVER THIS UN-UNHOLY ALLIANCE OF SETH AND MORBID ANGEL SO THAT FUTURE MORBID ANGEL ALBUMS CAN RETURN TO FORM
FUCK OPRAH!!!!!!!
CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMINATION OF THEIR WOMAN
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This explains everything.
THE GREATEST TRICK THE ROGEN EVER PLAYED WAS CONVINCING THE WORLD HE WAS MORBID ANGEL
nice
OH YEAH AND THIS WAS OUR 5TH PRACTICE
YET IT STILL BLOWS M.A. NEW ALBUM OUT DA WATER
YOU TUBE WAS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF
SORRY JUST GUITAR DRUM AND VOX
PRACTICE TONIGHT AT 5:30